h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

If you go out a French window you end up in France?

What happens if I have a Turkish bath during an Indian summer?

Its obvious... innit... Turkish bath during Indian summer.... delightful onion bhajis...

\Could someone help me out of this box... I think I've done my corsett up too tight, and I can't really move enough to get myself out

If you're tossed out, would that be 'defrenchistration.?

quite possibly...
*crawls out of the box*

Maybe I should have made it more obvious.


If you're tossed out of a French window, would that be "defrenchistration"?







Nope, I ruined it.

Was that you in the box during the Azerbaijani entry last night?

how did you guess!? I was meant to leap out at one point... but the song sent me to sleep so I missed the oppertunity

Bonjour mes enfants. Ou est le salon de Dr E Vibenstein s'il vous plait?

*scruffy looking child points at entrance to channel tunnel while picking his nose.*

Merci.

*Hitches vest up to just below knees and manfully strides towards blighty.*

*hides in the box with a bottle of gin*

*Tunnel soon gets dark, but Vestie hears the distant sound of a party and hurries towards it*

2legs, what you doing hiding in the box, you maybe missed your moment at the eurovision thingy, but yous be getting your corset on and give Vestie a big hurrah when he gets to the end of the tunnel

I've still got my corsett on... Its too tight to get off now anyhow, I overtightened it again! *gets ready to leap out of the box*

*hopes 2legs doesn't burst out of his corset*

I would offer to loosen it for you but I am not good at string puzzles

here have a jelly

hang on in there 2legs, don't wriggle too much, remember the glitter bombs, that go off when you jump

wouldn't want them going off anywhere untoward...

*music gets louder. Vestie sees a sign and reads it aloud.*
EV's party 457 miles this way. (Bring corset loosener).
*Looks for corset loosener stain on vest. Finds it, sighs and moves on.*

*helps 2legs out of box for a 'comfort break' *

looks like Vestie is a while a way yet

*yells down tunnel*

Hey Vestie this way, we saved you some jelly

you couldn't go via the takeaway could you?

*Hears a mumbled message from far off... confused*
... Vestie ...sway... dew... jelly... dent... govia... awake... dew?
"What's that gibberish they are shouting at me? I'm gonna get some chips."

*folds himself back up into the box

"Nobody wants a floostrel-in-a-box."*








You'll have to imagine you can hear my spot-on Charlie-in-a-Box impersonation from Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer.

*peers in through door*
I brought a bottle...
*holds out bottle*
*smiles a shy smile*

*carefully does not mention the olive oil inside the bottle*

Excellent! I've just rum out of olive oil!
*inside the box, swigging from a bottle hidden withint a brown paper bag