h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Me too! What does yours taste like?

This is just like liking on facebook... only more licky...
*licks*
hang on... is this table leg live? I'm sure I'm getting an electrical current from it...

Can you stop licking the n o n t a b l e please? I'm not insured for it.

Only if you find me something else to lick instead
Ooo... we forgot... haven't we got to follow the magic footprints?

I suppose you could lick the e l b a t n o n if you must.

Are the footprints lickable? I'm guessing from the colour that they might be bananannana favour?

Why don't you lick them and find out?

[Phrase from my childhood memories]

"Don' likh de yelloh todes!"*





(There's a really weird accent we used when repeating this.)

Is that related to "Don't eat the yellow snow"?

Nope. It was more related to "Don't eat the brown acid".

Although, now that you mention it.

Did anyone get any Jasm upon the sofa, sofa?

ahhh... that was me... I was hoping no one would notice

Maybe the magic yellow footprints, lead to the tour bus... perhaps we should check out the garage first though...
*licks the yellow footprints Greengage flavour...

*Wanders in from the direction of the bathroom*


Sorry EV, I seem to have stepped in some greengage custard. That's some terribly sticky stuff. I'll clean up, if you point me towards the mops.

I'll clean it up... here, pass me your feet....
hang on... who put this screwdriver in my hair?

Vodka and Orange you say 2legs. Don't mind if I do

vodka... vodka... vodka... vodka... vodka... there is vodka?!
*licks footprints up*

*Wonders if she should tell 2legs that her feet are clean and that she's not into that sort of thing anyway.*

*Decides that since he's actually still licking the table leg, things are probably best left as they are.*

*Wanders off again, in search of a mop*

am I still licking the table leg? oops... I thought it was ... something else this time

Greengage custard? *has flashback to an unfortunate strawberry blancmange incident in the F&F some years ago*

Your alright with the strawberry blamonge, just don't go near the salmon moose...

yeh... greengage custard sucks... why on earth would I otherwise be licking this table leg? I'm trying to get rid of the flavour... and use the table leg as vokda jelly withdrawel therapy