h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I really hope I didn't tread on one, I like treads about more carefully on tippy toes

Has someone drunk/eaten those vodka jellies that have been in the fridge since h2g2's first birthday party?

Might have been Ziggy. Dude's into some weird stuff.

They tasted alright to me.... I think....
is it me... or do these spiders... kinda, like i fyou put your head on one side, kinda squint a bit, and look at them side on, sort of between your fingers.... yeh.... is it just me, or do they all have a str striking resembalance to Groucho marx? any more vodka jelly left?

I think - and I'm not an expert, I'll be the first to admit, but under the circumstances, all things considered, and with the best will in the world - it's just you.

No no, I can see it! It's the way tht one us waggling its cigar!

*squints* Are you sure it's not Jimmy Savile?

For gods sake that is his moustache, Grouchos' that is

Wait, is THAT why the spider sat down beside her? Her being Little Miss Muffet, of course.

For many years the conversation at Scottish meets always seemed to turn to the thorny question of how to spell the strange "UHuhUhuhUH" noise that Savile used to make. I suppose we're not allowed to discuss that anymore.

I don't care what is sat near me so long as it isn't jimmy's cigar

I think you can I don't think it breaks any libel/slander laws or anything

you'd have breaks the offence house rules on h2g2

Well now then. Goodness gracious.

you.... barstoool....... thanks EV: that last mwessage just made me drop my netbook <rofl< now then now then.... oh dear...

can Jim fix my netbook for me?

damnit... I've not had a drink in RL in ages... and ages... maybe a couple of weeks or soemthing... and soon as I'm in this* thread, I feel drunk.... I blame t the Scotts...

*Peeks head around trousers hanging from curtain rail*
*looks at trouser press, reads small print*
"All the news about trousers that's fit to print"
For Scottish readers: "All the news about troosers that's fit to print"

*Tucks vest into top of socks and begins tango with Two legs. clenched between teeth*

*Dances aimlessly around the room, tucked under one arm, in her free hand*

*starts a sword dance whilst singing "2legs wher's yer troosers...."*

"All the news about trousers that's fit to print"

I see the rest of the page is blank.

Clement Trouser was a fabulus inventor, though, admitidly, the Clement didn't quite take off in the same way as which trousers did... or is it just my trousers that take off like that*?

I've found more vodka jelly over here::: the