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Milla, h2g2 Operations Posted May 24, 2013
*carefully clears a path from the box to the bathroom*
Stay clear people, it kicks in fast...
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted May 24, 2013
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Vestboy Posted May 27, 2013
*Arrives again with empty fish and chip wrapper and places it next to other empty wrappers on the buffet.*
Do you have any Hawaiian doors in this place?
EV's thrilling 14th anniversary party - all welcome! (Bring a bottle.)
Milla, h2g2 Operations Posted May 27, 2013
*looks round* Haven't seen any to be honest - but I'm going to Hawaii in the summer. Shall I bring some? What do they look like, so I don't get the wrong kind?
EV's thrilling 14th anniversary party - all welcome! (Bring a bottle.)
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted May 27, 2013
*leaps out of the box,* 
supprise!
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Vestboy Posted May 29, 2013
*jumps*
Hey, 2legs! I didn't expect that. Shouldn't you be wearing something a little more... er... modest?
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted May 29, 2013
oops... I forgot to put the jumping out of the box skirt on now... who's got all the vodka jelly? 
EV's thrilling 14th anniversary party - all welcome! (Bring a bottle.)
Vestboy Posted May 30, 2013
That's much better. 
EV's thrilling 14th anniversary party - all welcome! (Bring a bottle.)
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted May 30, 2013
*puts the jumping out of the box skirt, hat and suspenders on, and gets back in the box...
"can you make your enterence again, and we'll pretend I'd not already jumped out of the box, and do it again..."
"ready.... 10... 9.... 8... err 7.... 8... 5... 7... 4... 3.... 6... 4... 8... 2... 6... err... 3... 2... 1...."
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Milla, h2g2 Operations Posted May 30, 2013
You almost got my phone number right. Try again?
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Baron Grim Posted May 30, 2013
8-6-7-5-3-0-NahEEaaine... 8-6-7-5-3-0-NahEEaaine... 8-6-7-5-3-0-NahEEaaine... 8-6-7-5-3-0-NahEEaaine... 8-6-7-5-3-0-NahEEaaine... 8-6-7-5-3-0-NahEEaaine... 8-6-7-5-3-0-NahEEaaine... 8-6-7-5-3-0-NahEEaaine... 8-6-7-5-3-0-NahEEaaine... 8-6-7-5-3-0-NahEEaaine...
Everybody now!
Jenny, Jenny, who can I turn to?...
EV's thrilling 14th anniversary party - all welcome! (Bring a bottle.)
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted May 30, 2013
*hears the audience ready and e waiting with baited badgers*
"ready? 3, 4, 2, 1, zero!"
*activates the patent failed custom human spring out of a box device, and is sent up out of the box, releasing all the confetti and streamers from inside the mechanism* 
ooops.... am I meant to go this high?! 
*wind blows the skirt up as 2legs begins his descent*
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Baron Grim Posted May 30, 2013
Wow! From here it looks like he has 3legs. 
EV's thrilling 14th anniversary party - all welcome! (Bring a bottle.)
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted May 30, 2013
EV's thrilling 14th anniversary party - all welcome! (Bring a bottle.)
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted May 31, 2013
EV's thrilling 14th anniversary party - all welcome! (Bring a bottle.)
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted May 31, 2013
*finally reaches the ground* 
EV's thrilling 14th anniversary party - all welcome! (Bring a bottle.)
I'm not really here Posted Jun 1, 2013
It would never have been so sticky without you. xxx
EV's thrilling 14th anniversary party - all welcome! (Bring a bottle.)
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 2, 2013
Oops... sticky?! guess I need to wash again 
EV's thrilling 14th anniversary party - all welcome! (Bring a bottle.)
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted May 8, 2014
*scribbles out "14th" and writes "15th" beside it in crayon*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted May 8, 2014
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EV's thrilling 14th anniversary party - all welcome! (Bring a bottle.)
- 221: Milla, h2g2 Operations (May 24, 2013)
- 222: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (May 24, 2013)
- 223: Vestboy (May 27, 2013)
- 224: Milla, h2g2 Operations (May 27, 2013)
- 225: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (May 27, 2013)
- 226: Vestboy (May 29, 2013)
- 227: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (May 29, 2013)
- 228: Vestboy (May 30, 2013)
- 229: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (May 30, 2013)
- 230: Milla, h2g2 Operations (May 30, 2013)
- 231: Baron Grim (May 30, 2013)
- 232: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (May 30, 2013)
- 233: Baron Grim (May 30, 2013)
- 234: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (May 30, 2013)
- 235: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (May 31, 2013)
- 236: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (May 31, 2013)
- 237: I'm not really here (Jun 1, 2013)
- 238: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jun 2, 2013)
- 239: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (May 8, 2014)
- 240: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (May 8, 2014)
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