h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ah, that was the guy's name

Told you I was pished!

I really miss VLS. After TV Offal he did a great ten-minutes-long weekly programme about adverts.

On the BBC, as well. Another act of rebellion.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand we're back on topic.

Might have known!

Well, what did you *think* the sink plunger on the front was for?

RF

speaking of daleks....


http://www.daleklinks.co.uk/images/daleks4.jpg

Mumps? Allergy to penicillin?

Right, more acts of rebellion - I've peed up a close, behind a wheelie bin (where I met one of my boyfriends) and a sports pavilion, dodging the polis as I did so. I've also nicked money off'f my dad, set off the fire alarm at school and tried to break into a cellar of some bar just off Woodlands Road in Glasgow. I *was* high off stolen Red Bull, reacting with the (lots of) vodka I'd been drinking with my friend though!

Was this all on the same night?

'makes weird eyebrow gestures at Tracey with her fingers'

Well, the peeing behind a wheelie bin up a close happened one night, the peeing behind the sports pavilion dodging the polis happened the next night, so technically.....yes

I was looking at pics on Gnomons page today and saw a pic of you Serephina

That is fords average day.

Ah dear sweet Mort, you know me so well!

If we're talking acts of petty rebellion

I once scrawled a violently anarchistic political rant on the toilet wall at college. A few weeks later I noticed someone had written "that's it mate, you tell 'em!" under it, before going on to say that we should all live in trees and eat berries in our loincloths or something.

I was once very drunk in the Union Bar and the barman refused to give me any more alcohol but I sneaked a purchase whilst he was away talking to the Agriculture students. He found me out and tried to take it off me. I don't quite remember what happened after that but I do remember him saying "NO-ONE tells me to f**k off!" as he chucked me through the exit door.

I've also had a wee in a public place. It's easier with a willy.

Whit you laughin' at? Eh? Eh?

I used to subvert the military/industrial complex by flashing my Young Person's Railcard instead of my Military ID* to enter my place of work. The guard didn't take the blindest bit of notice.

* Note to terrorists...20 years ago it was possible to enter SHAPE in this way. Nowadays they've probably got better security.

pics of me noooooo ..im unphotogenic enough sober!

Petty rebellion is crap. You want *proper* rebellion. We've all written our wee messages on the backs of toilet doors, after all.

And no, not *that* type of message, thank you very much!

Sandra, you want a good laugh? I'll bring my Railcard with me in May

"proper" rebellion like having a wee behind a bin. Not quite the Boston tea party is it*?

*note: this depends on the quality of tea