h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I've just cleaned the kitchen with a product that quite clearly states "bathroom cleaner" on the label. And what are they going to do about it, eh? Eh?

I was cleaning the bathroom with the kitchen cleaner long ago, that's nothing!

I'm informing David Blunkett, EV. He doesn't stand for your type.

Tell-tale .

I never pay attention to labels..cleaner's cleaner! or failiing that bleach does everything..

You'll be making cup-a-soup in a bowl next!

RF

I had a spear pointed at my head, tho'

I've been known to wash clothes with shower gel!

That's interesting, because I often bathe in washing powder.

I always wondered why your skin seemed so dazzling bright and smelled of lemon?

Gawd you lot are indecently clean!

Mind you, I hand wash my...erm..delicates in shampoo.

I usually bathe in champagne*

*not really

Shampoo? Is there a magic ingredient in Herbal Essences that shifts those extra tough stains?

I once put a knife in a toaster.

That's just stupid

Yeah, that's not rebellion!

Did you electrocute yourself and DIE?!*

*I'm making space for the possibility you are a corpse being manipulated by a skilled and sinister puppeteer

I did not electrocute myself. I did not die. It's one of those stupid things you're told not to do, that make no difference if you do them or not.

Like when I stuck my hand in the fire to see what would happen?

I'd venture that it does make a difference if you electrocute yourself and die...