This is a Journal entry by Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Small acts of rebellion #1

Post 101

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

*waves*


Small acts of rebellion #1

Post 102

fords - number 1 all over heaven

Oh dear I do believe a combination of Swedish cider and Majorcan sparkling 'wine' has gotten me pished smiley - drunk


Small acts of rebellion #1

Post 103

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Innit funny how things like that happen? They should print a warning on the label or something...


Small acts of rebellion #1

Post 104

fords - number 1 all over heaven

Warning: May Cause Drunkenness.

Bring it on! smiley - biggrin


Small acts of rebellion #1

Post 105

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Is that another act of rebellion? smiley - drunk


Small acts of rebellion #1

Post 106

fords - number 1 all over heaven

Rebel? Me? smiley - angel


Small acts of rebellion #1

Post 107

Mister Matty

Bring it on by all means, but if you feel the need to "bring it out" don't forget a basin. smiley - yikes


Small acts of rebellion #1

Post 108

fords - number 1 all over heaven

Bring what out? smiley - erm


Small acts of rebellion #1

Post 109

Mister Matty

I was alluding to vomiting after drinking too much, but it appears to have fallen flat on it's face and broken it's nose.

I'll get it some TCP and a hanky.


Small acts of rebellion #1

Post 110

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Oh dear... it's not smiley - redwine is it?


Small acts of rebellion #1

Post 111

fords - number 1 all over heaven

No, it's that 'champagne' Ku' brought along as a housewarming present. It's not quite Moet but it does the job all the same smiley - biggrin

Slange! smiley - biggrin


Small acts of rebellion #1

Post 112

Mister Matty

It might be. And here's my father just PURIFIED this carpet with a hired industrial carpet-cleaner-cum-dalek. He'll explode in some way. I hope I'm still in his will...


Small acts of rebellion #1

Post 113

fords - number 1 all over heaven

The carpet cleaner's? smiley - doh


Small acts of rebellion #1

Post 114

Mister Matty

Oops, I seem to have misunderstoof who EV was talking to. Never mind, got a dig at my dad in there so all is not lost.


Small acts of rebellion #1

Post 115

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Cum dalek? *hovers pointer over yikes button*


Small acts of rebellion #1

Post 116

Mister Matty

I probably have more chance of being handed the carpet-cleaner's estate.


Small acts of rebellion #1

Post 117

fords - number 1 all over heaven

Does anyone rememeber that mad TV series on late night Channel 4 with some guy off'f the Daily Mirror and there was a sketch about Gay Daleks?


Small acts of rebellion #1

Post 118

Mister Matty

which brings us to Victor Lewis-Smith and his "gay daleks"

If it was a dalek, it was very gay. Cleaning carpets rather than subjegating planets. Honestly.


Small acts of rebellion #1

Post 119

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Victor Lewis-Smith? With other great features like Assassination Of The Week (smiley - musicalnote Did they live... or are they worm food? smiley - musicalnote) No, don't remember it at all... smiley - whistle


Small acts of rebellion #1

Post 120

Mister Matty

ah, same-time-post-on-same-subject-syndrome-uh*

*with apologies to Mark E Smith.


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