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Do you consider that a good thing or a bad thing?

My NFG has "dancer's calves". This causes difficulties when she wants to buy boots.

RF

I always saw it as polite way of saying I had tree trunk legs

Dancers calves?

I'll give you ASDA legs.. c'mere...

Yeah, something like that, daSilva!

Now, do *you* want to tell her that?

RF

I always had a bit of a thigh problem myself - after playing hockey at 6th form, fencing at uni and being a couch potato ever since

I don't have a thigh problem, or a calf problem.. I'm just plain fat.

And I don't have an eating problem either.. I get hungry, I eat. Problem solved.

I know people who park their cars in a port.

Pilots who drive boats.

Runners that stand still, holding carpet.

Ghost's who shouldn't really still be able to write books.

* at Sandra*

I have big calves too, from my hockey playing days, very attractive!

Mmmm....hockey

B

I have great legs.. ' at Tracey' ..just grew a belly

Tree trunk legs or not - everybody likes them when they are in thigh high boots

I used to ice-skate for years, so I blame that

*makes mental note to buy thigh length boots to hide her legs*

*steals fords' mental notebook to see what other mental notes she's made*

Bloody Nora!

Oi! Give that back!

That's girl stuff!

You should never look in a girl's mental notebook - you may get scared!

*hands back the mental notebook and goes to wash his brain out with soap and water*

Alas poor EV, he cannae take the pace

*comes back, frothing at the ears*

Some of the things in that notebook would make your nose bleed!

I didn't put the thing about the straws in there though