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"Press 3 to threaten our representatives with a ham shotgun"
Baconlefeets Posted Feb 1, 2006
Get your mobile and write a text message, then send it to your landline phone.
"Press 3 to threaten our representatives with a ham shotgun"
Trin Tragula Posted Feb 1, 2006
Right - now what?
"Press 3 to threaten our representatives with a ham shotgun"
Baconlefeets Posted Feb 1, 2006
You've sent it?
Now wait 'til your phone rings, answer it and press 1 when the lass says.
"Press 3 to threaten our representatives with a ham shotgun"
Trin Tragula Posted Feb 1, 2006
>>Now wait 'til your phone rings<<
Oooo - you cheeky broadbanders! 
Maybe it'll ring me up later 
"Press 3 to threaten our representatives with a ham shotgun"
Mrs Bojangles Posted Feb 1, 2006
No credit left!
"Press 3 to threaten our representatives with a ham shotgun"
Baconlefeets Posted Feb 1, 2006
Forgot about that. 
"Press 3 to threaten our representatives with a ham shotgun"
Trin Tragula Posted Feb 1, 2006
You're telling me, secret food stash scoff-chops
"Press 3 to threaten our representatives with a ham shotgun"
Mrs Bojangles Posted Feb 1, 2006
Je?
Does it work on non BT texty service homie phones?
"Press 3 to threaten our representatives with a ham shotgun"
Trin Tragula Posted Feb 1, 2006
Well, I managed to send my home phone a text
Didn't get anything Tom Bakery though 
Just got a lady saying 'You have been sent a text message, the message reads ...' and then a different lady saying 'Hello'.
(Unless that was Tom Baker, disguising his voice).
"Press 3 to threaten our representatives with a ham shotgun"
Mrs Bojangles Posted Feb 1, 2006
Maybe he's become a laydee.
I was once presented with a prize of a bicycle from Tom Baker
"Press 3 to threaten our representatives with a ham shotgun"
Trin Tragula Posted Feb 1, 2006
Relevant and interesting!
Just a random act of generosity on Baker's part?
Have you still got it?
"Press 3 to threaten our representatives with a ham shotgun"
Baron Grim Posted Feb 1, 2006
OY! 'Oo left dis 'ere camel on me front lawn? 'E keeps spittin' on ev'rthing and callin' 'imself 'Lance'!
"Press 3 to threaten our representatives with a ham shotgun"
Trin Tragula Posted Feb 1, 2006
*sighofrelief* Oo, I'm so glad he got home safely.
Er ... I'll be round to get him. Just as soon as we get through Mongolian customs.
"Now, did you pack this camel yourself?"
No, Mrs B did it. Mrs B? *looks around* Where'd she go?
"So, you didn't pack it yourself?"
No, as I say, my travelling companion ...
"Travelling companion?"
Yes, she was here a minute ago, she's probably ...
"And she asked you to carry this camel through customs for her, did she?"
Well, yes, I suppose so, but it's ...
"Please come this way sir" *Customs official dons the rubber gloves with a dismaying 'snap'*
Oh. Hmmm.
"Press 3 to threaten our representatives with a ham shotgun"
Baron Grim Posted Feb 1, 2006
Oh... it just got worse. Lance just spit on the customs agent. 
"Press 3 to threaten our representatives with a ham shotgun"
Trin Tragula Posted Feb 1, 2006
Oh, thanks a bunch, Lance. Oo!!!
"Press 3 to threaten our representatives with a ham shotgun"
Baconlefeets Posted Feb 1, 2006
Oh. 
I think it must only work on BT phones.
Tom Baker once gave me the instruction manual for a toaster made in 1979.
"Press 3 to threaten our representatives with a ham shotgun"
aka Bel - A87832164 Posted Feb 1, 2006
The toaster or the instruction manual ?
"Press 3 to threaten our representatives with a ham shotgun"
Baron Grim Posted Feb 1, 2006
Does anyone really need instructions to use a toaster?
"Press 3 to threaten our representatives with a ham shotgun"
aka Bel - A87832164 Posted Feb 1, 2006
Depends - maybe you need it for an English toaster ?
"Press 3 to threaten our representatives with a ham shotgun"
Mrs Bojangles Posted Feb 1, 2006
I won the bike as a prize for besty fancy dress costumery. Came first in my age group.
Tom was dressed as Dr Who, as he was at the time, and was completely mad bonkers.
Sorry about the camel Count, he took a shine to your geraniums.
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