h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

If it doesn't, get yourself worked up by reading my first post in here again, then ring them up and have a go.

Or, you could tell them that your wife will sort them out.

Great idea, that will make them tremble with fear

Especially if all of them turn up at once

They're not too many of them left nowadays

Who dropped out?

Being Mrs B'Elana is a big team effort, people!

Well, if you don't know - I must admit I'm confused now

Oh, that ... that was just a little misunderstanding

It's a shame the convent didn't see it that way, but there you go ...

Forgive me! I want to be part of 'Team Mrs B'El' again!

Oh my, this is difficult. I guess you'd rather ask wife # 1

So which one is ...

Uuups, sorry, here is how it all began ( I think ) :
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brune...6492?thread=1862893&skip=80&show=20

Strange, the link is broken http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F136492?thread=1862893&skip=80&show=20 This one works in preview

Ah. Well, can I move up the wife pecking order if I cook you your favourite meal? Anything you like

(That's extraordinarily well remembered, by the way )

Hmmm, you se *whisper,whisper* - understand ?

Yes, my good memeory for things like that is a curse,really

Are you sure that's legal?

*Gets plain tee-shirt*

*Scrawls "Team B'El" with Pritt*

*Stands back and admires correct spelling*

You see, it says here in the cilvil code, chapter V, paragraph III, 2.1.3.a : *whisper,whisper*

All right

Are you sure it's ethical, then? I mean *whisper whisper* ... it's not very *whisper*

*Leans back and bumps into Footie. Back of T-shirt now reads 'lE'B maeT' in pritt*

*runs to cupboard, opens drawer, rummages, finds pompons*

Take those, Footie, you'll be my cheerleader