h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Listens to song*

No. I retract my last statment. Eric Ode doesn't like trainers.

B'El!

's okay Footie, you have been generous, and so will I. You can have a temporary divorce - how's that ? And Trin will be wife # 1 then

But I don't want us to break up. Look at the times we've shared, the ankles, the bracelets, the Flantship.

Hey, it was but a simpost, I couldn't anticipate such a fast change of mind, could I ? We'll not break up, and I guess I'll just have two # 1s then

*Donates Croz to wife collection*

I don't think Croz will appreciate that. I believe he's scared of me.

Wuh?

You want to be Mrs. B'Elana # 4 ? ( Because I think RF was # 3, but I may err )

Couple of questions:

1. What's in it for me?
2. Aren't there laws against polygamy?
3. What would happen if I declined politely on the grounds that you're happily married at least three times already?

1. What's in it for me? I really don't know, you'd have to ask my wives
2. Aren't there laws against polygamy? Not for Mormons, and we just pretend we are Mormons.
3. What would happen if I declined politely on the grounds that you're happily married at least three times already? What would happen very likely is, that Mrs. Bojangles will assert her rights on you

I'll have to think about it, and check whether or not I'm a moron.

*Stops midway through post about mormons*

You had to steal my thoughts, didn't you?

Sorry, should be "morons".

Who put that extra "n" in there?

Excuse me. I must go and hit myslef with a grunty pig.

*Retracts last post*

"Who put that extra "m" in there? "

I think I'd better sign off for the night, I'm causing nothing but trouble.

*sulks*

Excuse me. I've got a constant headache and have been drinking.

*Retracts all last posts*

"Excuse me. I must go and hit myself with a grunty pig.

"Who put that extra "m" in there? "

*Checks for typos*

Right.

Psot.

Damn!

I've have enough wine to not even notice typos when they jump me in the face