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"Press 3 to threaten our representatives with a ham shotgun"

Post 61

Baconlefeets

Today and yesterday have been spent travelling from screen to screen.

Morning:

Get up. Turn on telly.

Get ready. Walk up road. Get on bus. Turn on mobile telly.

Get off bus. Walk down road. Turn on computer.

Get ready to turn off computer.

Get on bus. Turn on mobile telly.

Get home. Turn on telly.

Get tea ready. Turn on living room telly.

Get empty dishes back to kitchen. Go to watch flims.

Fall asleep.

Get up. Turn on telly.

smiley - online2long


"Press 3 to threaten our representatives with a ham shotgun"

Post 62

Baconlefeets

smiley - erm Yes. My whole day is one really long morning.

smiley - doh

smiley - stiffdrink


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Post 63

Trin Tragula

smiley - cool

Er ...

Anything good on? smiley - smiley


"Press 3 to threaten our representatives with a ham shotgun"

Post 64

Baconlefeets

On which? The telly, laptop or mobile telly? (I'm a big show off really. smiley - blush)

Hey Arnold has been the most frequent mobile show so far. smiley - erm

I saw a bit of Rob Brydons show on Paramount on the mobile last night though, not even seen that on proper telly yet. smiley - erm


"Press 3 to threaten our representatives with a ham shotgun"

Post 65

Trin Tragula

All three, all together, with mirrors positioned so that they're beaming different stations directly into your optic nerves in some giant TV mishmash smiley - somersault

smiley - envy I want Vodaphone to be really horrid to me now.

I'm ashamed to say I don't even know what Hey Arnold is smiley - erm

Rob Brydon? smiley - wow What's Paramount?


"Press 3 to threaten our representatives with a ham shotgun"

Post 66

Baconlefeets

No! No more stuff into my brain! smiley - headhurts I had an accountancy minded James Bond tinkering around in there and it's played havoc with my marmalade combusters.

smiley - biggrin It was worth all the trouble in the end.

I saw Hey Arnold for the first time years ago on Nickelodeon. I rediscovered the channel this morning.

It's a big mountain. I climbed it earlier today and he was up there eating a pickled onion sandwich.


"Press 3 to threaten our representatives with a ham shotgun"

Post 67

Trin Tragula

Naturally - Brydon's favourite. He just walks into his local sandwich emporium and asks for his usual.

So many channels! smiley - wow I don't seem to get enough of the weird ones smiley - erm

I actually quite fancy a pickled onion sandwich now smiley - run


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Post 68

Mrs Bojangles

smiley - puffsmiley - cheesecakesmiley - chocsmiley - cakesmiley - donutsmiley - burgersmiley - porkpiesmiley - pony

Fubby! I'b sure she sai' Bongolia.


"Press 3 to threaten our representatives with a ham shotgun"

Post 69

Trin Tragula

Where'd that little lot come from? smiley - erm

Have you been holding out on the tuck? smiley - cross


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Post 70

Mrs Bojangles

Course not.smiley - biggrin I found it!

Wow! 10 straight hours of data entry.smiley - online2long

smiley - yawnGlad Fottie got a good result with her phone. How many tellys does a person need?smiley - yikes


"Press 3 to threaten our representatives with a ham shotgun"

Post 71

Mrs Bojangles

Fottie? Lottie? Tottie? Snottie?

smiley - zzz


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Post 72

Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo)

'How many tellys does a person need?' All of them apparently!


"Press 3 to threaten our representatives with a ham shotgun"

Post 73

Mrs Bojangles

Clearly, I hadn't considered the fact that I live in a house with 3 tellys between 2 people at the time of posting...but that's not the point!smiley - whistle


"Press 3 to threaten our representatives with a ham shotgun"

Post 74

Baconlefeets

*Looks up from mobile telly*

Hmm? What was that?

smiley - bigeyes


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Post 75

Mrs Bojangles

Ooooh shiney.smiley - bigeyes

*looks at own crappy moby*

smiley - envy


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Post 76

Trin Tragula

*Looks at empty tin can with bit of string coming out of the end of it. Picks it up*

Hello?


"Press 3 to threaten our representatives with a ham shotgun"

Post 77

Mrs Bojangles

Is that one that Leslie Judd made earlier?smiley - bigeyes


"Press 3 to threaten our representatives with a ham shotgun"

Post 78

Trin Tragula

Don't think so - no sticky-back plastic.


"Press 3 to threaten our representatives with a ham shotgun"

Post 79

Baconlefeets

smiley - laugh Anybody done that Tom Baker texty thingie yet?

Fantastic! I might be doing this for the rest of the afternoon. smiley - evilgrin


"Press 3 to threaten our representatives with a ham shotgun"

Post 80

Trin Tragula

Tom Baker texty thingie? smiley - bigeyes Tell! Tell!


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