h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Got to fly. See you by and by, maybe even next week okay?

Take care everybody!

Wherever you're off to - have a great time and take care.

Happy travels Analiese!

Happy Trails to you
Until we meet again....

Flutters beer-stained t-shirt in general direction...

Remember what I said about the shocks on that Hog!

It's okay. Got me a car. Hog's in hog heaven maybe.

Actually the prospect of you whizzing around on twice as many wheels is not as comforting as one might think...

Well, I realize it probably doesn't improve your comfort level to know I'm out there somewheres drunk and disorderly driving down the wrong side of the road because I really believe people when they say there ain't no wrong side or trying to drive between two trees that some people insist are really one because I'm seeing double. So I'll close one eye okay?

Besides the thing has twice the horsepower of the hog and barely twice the weight so I figure I'm breaking even somehow plus I got extra seats for relatives and a real trunk for cases of horse piss or mountain water or both. And there's a handy little cup holder for my pints.

And the rear seats fold down so you can sleep with your feet in the trunk instead of out the window where the bugs might nibble them. And the suspensions better too although not as arousing. And it's got way better doors than you can get on a motorcycle too. And if you come to a stop and don't put your feet down it doesn't tip over.

So what's the problem huh?

Please inform of Lojack code so that I may drive in another state.
The world doesn't need both of us on the road in the same area.
I really shouldn't be driving, but no one has enough sense to tell me to stop.

Stop me before I drive again!

You're probably safe if you stay away from that portion of the country bounded by the Sierras and the High Plains, but you never know. I like to travel some although you'd probably never find me in New York City or Washington, DC.