h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Why would you get out of the way? I could play with a sprinkler for hours...was going to say hose and decided against it...

Good news? She's 19 and it wasn't planned, she's now hovering between acceptance and crawling into a hole to wither away. Just moochin', you?

Ooh, have you seen this? U236839

Because I didn't want to get p!ss wet through. That too.

Oh dear, mucho tears then? Hows her partner with it? A bit of the same, til 9 anyway, then I have some stuff to tape so off to play games.

I hadn't, maybe that's why its been hassle the last few days. Bloody thing I had to go back to email.

But that's the fun part! Wet T-Shirt competitions, shorts in your case.

Nah, she's just pickled. Dave? He's oblivious to the world, a dopey genius, but I'm thinking he's probably freaked out. Ah well, cheerio then. Oh, did you send me a message on DS? I got an email saying someone had.

Oops, forgot to say not to click.

Come back soon.