h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Buggers. You're just making excuses now. Hmmm, I'll deliberate over that, I think its worth much more.

Is your Da a fan then? You are so cruel. And I thought it was the Albert Hall?

Why is it annoying, people rarely guess ages correctly anyway. *starts worrying*

Just the usual type of kiddy stuff.

Had you been sleeping long then? I was up quite early. If you look at sym's page it's in her recent convo's, the last reply was 8 hours since(it's a swine not been able to link to threads). I saw that earlier, I had to laugh at her claims though.

I noticed about that in my recent lurkings, have you read the journal entry by said poster to ?

Party-poopers. I didn't literally poo in my pants, why would I make excuses? I'll leave you something nice in my will, go on, just tell me.

Nah, he's not a big music fan - he's into Dire Straits. C'mere, I'll nibble your ears better. I'm in Scotland, soldiers from here wanted his gonads to be local.

It's annoying because I still get harassed by teenage boys. Do you look older or younger than your average gipper? "cracks whip"

Were you a teenage prostitute?

About six hours, tis enough. Ooh, how was the film? I've had a look at the thread, go right to the end of hir convo list and read 'Hi from Sym'. Yeah, I know, she would have been slain.

Noooo, which account? They've met in RL and they both clashed with Sat a while back too. Did you see that?

I could tell you, but its not that hard to work out.

So how did you get into the Skyn's? The guilt pangs? Nibbling ears is not enough after what I've just been put through. Ah, I thought it might be something like that. I think that the Kelvin Hall might be more local for me though than the Albert Hall. What's an average gipper look like?*rubs arse*

Ooh early night then. The film wasn't too bad, what put me off was all the actors were Stepford Wives like. So what do you think, is it? I'd have liked to have seen her try to be honest. And yes, I do like watching accidents.

The one which posted to . No, I din't see that, I'll have a look through some b/log in a mo.

Anything exciting happening where you are?

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I heard Alabama on a soundtrack as a kid, and I fell in love with the picking. Hey, they're the least mournful thing I listen to. Awwww, will I kiss you better? You could try '...the other is in the Manchester NEC'. Well, are you starting to get the laughlines and creases around the mouth? "pats botty"

You mean the teen moviestar clones? Any recognisable names?
M is claiming to know the person that owns the account, but it's possible that someone else could be using it other than the one who set it up. Honestly don't know. You're sick you are.

The run-in was ages ago in a thread about going commando, I'll explain if you're interested.

Nah, just the usual bumming and discussion of space-travel and bloody ion drive. How about down there?

See, I told you it wasn't difficult.

The picking? That'll be a good start. Or the Civic Hall. Nope, no laughlines or creases. Eek!!

Yep that's the type, but they had one in every character from granny to kid. I didn't recognise any of them, so you'll probably know the lot. Yes, I saw that and you're right maybe its is coincidence however its a big one. Am I? Hello Mr Pot meet Miss Kettle.

Is it from the horse's mouth, so to speak? If so, spread the word. It's here: F19585?thread=258003

Just gonna have a fish butty with mushy peas.

SURLAP! Cheeky beggar!


Guitar technique, gives those abrupt notes. So is it just the ears I've got to kiss better? None?! Knew you were bionic. Hehe.

They produce them in acting schools. What did they do? Stick a grey wig on 'em? Yep, it is a rather big one. Surely 0 wouldn't have the balls to offer to give evidence if it is her? Presuming he would know. I didn't say I wasn't.

Not the horse, the . Nothing amazing though so I won't bother, you seem to have the gist of proceedings.

Oooh, that sounds vile. I'll need to see if there's anything to eat in the cupboards. What you up to tonight?

OWCH!!! You are soooo evil!

Aaah! Not heard much of their material and it was so long since I heard anything they'd done that I couldn't possibly slag them off. No, that's where you have to start and work your way around a bit. No, none, why do you? Stopppit!

Just older versions of the same identikit. I dunno... I noticed.

I have the gist, I want the juice.

It was luvverly. Not decided yet, was gonna get a film to watch... again. You up to?

Awww, give us a cuddle.

Good, I couldn't possibly let you. Have you given up on the Buckley? Behind your ears or your face? I have faint lines on my forehead, the caterpillars' fault. Why?(Look at the pic, I'm staring...)

'Character' actors? Forgot what that bit was about.

I had roast chicken and coleslaw. Do you spend a fortune on films or just borrow them? I just made the dinner now I'm going to mooch around here til I go to sleep.

I should think so.

You could hardly stop me either. Not given up, just not listened to it for a while. That's nothing personal about Jeff though, just haven't listened to anything in a while. I'll leave that up to you. You do, so you're a frowner then? ARGGHHHH!

Urgh! Coleslaw. I borrow most, but I do rent and buy too.

What you after now weepy?

I'd redirect the slagging to Coldplay. Ah, do you have sporadic music cravings? I tend to get them every day. Are you sure that's wise? No, I raise my eyebrows a lot, especially when I'm chatting with you. "throws net"

And a poached egg. I've not been to a video shop in years, I think our family is banned from all the local ones. You got a pretty big collection then?

Anything I can get.

It wouldn't bother me, I know some people are just not as cultured. I used to get them everyday then I got cable. Not at all, but I like risk. You do? I can't understand why.*slips net*

Hmmmmm, poached egg on toast. How do you manage to get banned from the video shop then? Sleep with the staff? Not really, I have a few videos dotted all over the house though.

Ask and ye shall recieve.

Yes, some people aren't led by popular culture. I got worse when I got cable, MTV2, digital radio. Is your cable connected to your stereo? You do?"grabs foot" Ahem. "throws plunger"

Poached egg drowned with butter. Oi! No, I'm actually shy y'know. We built up charges of over £20 in each shop then moved on to the next. Dotted all over the house? You mean under the floorboards and behind the wardrobe?

Ok then, gimme the works.

And some are. It was till I got a new telly and had to move the hifi to the other side of the room, the cable are too short now. Urgh! They're a bit filthy, been out barefooted. Well? Still waiting. *falls to floor and starts desperately grabbing at the protruding object*

Urgh! What is this obsession with butter and eggs? You are? That's not what wonderboy said in the LD lib. Nah, those are in the rack for accessibility.

Right, lie on the floor face down...you're getting a massage.

I've always admired your honesty. Killer. Have you got decent sound on the TV though? I'd best give them a wash before I really start then. You have to make an appointment. "covers eyes"

I have butter on everything, if I can. I need the fat. No, he said I could kill a yak from 500 yards. What does your mother say?

Still here, why do they toy with me? I'm off out to the pub though.

Yay! Enjoy yourself and you have mail too.

Evening gorgeous, how's you?

Ooh, heavy pub trip. The Stella was fine as usual though.

I'm good, how's you?

You a bit tiddly then?

Very good, I like beergardens. You been out topping up your tan again?

Nah, just had a couple, Frankie was buying and she can't drink. She was taking me out to tell me she's pregnant...

Nah, been setting up paddling pools and sprinklers and such, then getting out of the way.

A couple is better than none. So some good news then. What you up to?