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"Distracted by Bagels"
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 6, 2005
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You don't actually have to write it yourself, Lady Scott.
A good ghost writer could put your life in the most favorable light possible, and if you bribe him/her enough, some fabricated accomplishments could be inserted into your curriculum vitae.
"Distracted by Bagels"
Lady Scott Posted Jul 6, 2005
I don't consider so-called autobiographies written by ghost writers to be true autobiographies.
If you're going to have one that's full of fabricated accomplishments, you might as well just change the name of the hero/heroine, and sell it as fiction.
"Distracted by Bagels"
Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ? Posted Jul 6, 2005
Why not just get someone to write you a biography and then they're bad writing won't pass off as your own
"Distracted by Bagels"
Lady Scott Posted Jul 6, 2005
*doesn't remember a bit of it*
Oh, right... I was only 3 days old at the time. No wonder, then!
Um... What was I coronated for?
Are you saying that Don Malvado and I knew each other back then?
"Distracted by Bagels"
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 6, 2005
You were twins, and next in line for the throne.
The hanging gardens were full of dandelion seeds, which cushioned your fall, so neithe rof you was hurt.
Chapter two will cover your colorful years learning marksmanship from Annie Oakley, discovering gold in the Amazon Jungle, and winning the Nobel Prize in Piemaking.
"Distracted by Bagels"
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 6, 2005
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Yes, but it's a labor of love , and quite possibly the only biography you'll get. Even though you don't seem to *want* a biography, I'm hoping you'll like it so much when it's finished that you'll be pleased anyhow.
"Distracted by Bagels"
Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Jul 6, 2005
I understand about distracted.
I went to the Quck Trip once to pick up milk, and my dad said "bring the paper in from the yard on your way back from the store". I was thinking about finals at the time.
So I had the milk in one hand and picked up the paper in the other. When I came into the house I put the newspaper in the refridgerator and the milk by his chair in the living room.
Approx. 15 minutes later my dad went into the living room and said "whats the milk doing by my chair?" then he proceeded into the kitchen to put it away - saw the newspaper in the fridge, laughed and said "never mind - I figured it out".
"Distracted by Bagels"
U218534 Posted Jul 10, 2005
Ooh, or it could be "The Bagel Guy"! Y'know, it's like "The Cable Guy", but it's bagel...
No, not as good.
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"Distracted by Bagels"
- 21: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jul 6, 2005)
- 22: Lady Scott (Jul 6, 2005)
- 23: Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ? (Jul 6, 2005)
- 24: Lady Scott (Jul 6, 2005)
- 25: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Jul 6, 2005)
- 26: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jul 6, 2005)
- 27: Lady Scott (Jul 6, 2005)
- 28: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jul 6, 2005)
- 29: Lady Scott (Jul 6, 2005)
- 30: parrferris (Jul 6, 2005)
- 31: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jul 6, 2005)
- 32: parrferris (Jul 6, 2005)
- 33: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Jul 6, 2005)
- 34: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jul 6, 2005)
- 35: wildcat58 (Jul 9, 2005)
- 36: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jul 9, 2005)
- 37: wildcat58 (Jul 10, 2005)
- 38: wildcat58 (Jul 10, 2005)
- 39: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jul 10, 2005)
- 40: U218534 (Jul 10, 2005)
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