This is a Journal entry by Lady Scott

"Distracted by Bagels"

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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

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You don't actually have to write it yourself, Lady Scott. smiley - evilgrin
A good ghost writer could put your life in the most favorable light possible, and if you bribe him/her enough, some fabricated accomplishments could be inserted into your curriculum vitae. smiley - whistle

smiley - winkeye


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Lady Scott

I don't consider so-called autobiographies written by ghost writers to be true autobiographies.

If you're going to have one that's full of fabricated accomplishments, you might as well just change the name of the hero/heroine, and sell it as fiction.


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Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ?

Why not just get someone to write you a biography and then they're bad writing won't pass off as your own smiley - tongueout


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Lady Scott

Ok.

smiley - erm

Whose life should we have them write about?


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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me

Mine!


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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant


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Lady Scott

smiley - erm

*doesn't remember a bit of it*


smiley - doh

Oh, right... I was only 3 days old at the time. No wonder, then!



Um... What was I coronated for?

Are you saying that Don Malvado and I knew each other back then?


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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

You were twins, and next in line for the throne. smiley - smiley

The hanging gardens were full of dandelion seeds, which cushioned your fall, so neithe rof you was hurt. smiley - smiley

Chapter two will cover your colorful years learning marksmanship from Annie Oakley, discovering gold in the Amazon Jungle, and winning the Nobel Prize in Piemaking. smiley - smiley


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Lady Scott

Obviously this is the "unauthorized" biography. smiley - winkeye


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parrferris

Sounds like a good read to me.smiley - winkeye


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Post 31

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

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smiley - erm Yes, but it's a labor of love smiley - smooch, and quite possibly the only biography you'll get. Even though you don't seem to *want* a biography, I'm hoping you'll like it so much when it's finished that you'll be pleased anyhow. smiley - smiley







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parrferris

Let me know when it's listed on Amazon.smiley - biggrin


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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all!

I understand about distracted. smiley - erm

I went to the Quck Trip once to pick up milk, and my dad said "bring the paper in from the yard on your way back from the store". I was thinking about finals at the time. smiley - geek
So I had the milk in one hand and picked up the paper in the other. When I came into the house I put the newspaper in the refridgerator and the milk by his chair in the living room.

Approx. 15 minutes later my dad went into the living room and said "whats the milk doing by my chair?" then he proceeded into the kitchen to put it away - saw the newspaper in the fridge, laughed and said "never mind - I figured it out". smiley - laugh


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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant




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wildcat58

What scares me is...

so far I've understood this entire thread.


smiley - erm





smiley - run


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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

smiley - wow

I think I have a bestseller on my hands. smiley - blush


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wildcat58

I'd buy it!smiley - tongueout

What's the title?


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wildcat58

Uh, I forgot already.smiley - erm


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Post 39

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

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"The Good, the Bad, and the Bagelly"

smiley - smiley


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U218534

smiley - groan

Ooh, or it could be "The Bagel Guy"! Y'know, it's like "The Cable Guy", but it's bagel...

No, not as good. smiley - smiley


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