h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I dreamed that I was with a group of anti-war people who were trying to get the U.S. out of Vietnam. I tried sleeping in the same room as Jane Fonda, but she couldn't stand me, so I had to move outside on the patio with my sleeping bag.

Tom Hanks was in there somehow, in a sauna, with all his clothes on.

There was quite a long scene with a late-20s grad student who was taking as long as possible to finish his doctorate so he wouldn't be drafted. The President of the U.S. (a woman who resembled Lady Bird Johnson and Betty Ford) became so concerned about him that she went to see him for a talk. I escorted her in, explaining that she was wasting her time. She was arrogant and dismissive, and he didn't nudge one inch. I called her a %@! jerk as she left.

Wow, what a quality dream.
I'm still trying to remember last night's dream.
I know it involved sex but that's it.

Paul, that is a lot for one dream.

>> I called her a %@! jerk as she left.<<

I, for one, am absolutely *shocked* at the language you use in your dreams!

I only use that language when dealing with lady Presidents.
They only exist in my dreams, so what can I do?

That was bad language!?
And there was me thinking that %@!jerk was an email address.

I have also had some weird dreams. THe weirdest was probably when I dreamed that my girlfriends friend, lets call him "Jermey" (he is in love with her ) found out I was secretly Batman. He then tied lead bars to me and pushed me off a cliff into a river filled with sharks. All the while I was dressed in my Batman costume, and they watched me fall. Thats is a pretty weird one.

Did Robin jump in and rescue you, or did the dream end before he/she could do that?

i once dreamed i got shot, but when i dreamed on i realized i wasn't dead after all, so i woke up, feeling very strange for hours

Were you stranger as a dead person than as a livng one?

i think i was just a wee bit quieter, but i can't be sure. some people claim i tend to snore

Theybare right. Or else they're six levels of batshit crazy

i thought there were 42

Of course there are 42, but 6 is the lite version.

fight the lite!

it's all a hoax and a sham and a disgrace

even if i am dieting as well

I seem to be keeping my weight down on the "eat all you want at one meal per week" plan. I live off the leftovers from that one meal the rest of the week.

sounds like a plan

waiter, bring us a

What if the doesn't want to come?

then it may last for two weeks

I might be able to stretch it out that long by adding yukburger helper.