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Dream: An afternoon with Harry Potter
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Started conversation Dec 10, 2003
This was one of the most enjoyable dreams I've had. I dreamed that I visited Martha's Vineyard (an island off the south coast of Massachusetts) because I had heard that Harry Potter was there, busily writing the sixth volume of his memoirs.
Eventually I found him on the second floor of a modest little house built in the Cape Cod style. He was a young man in his early twenties, very similar in appearance to what Daniel Radcliffe will look like when he grows up. He was trying hard to finish his book, but it was not easy to come up with a decent ending. He swore me to secrecy about the fact that (a.) he was a real person, and (b.) J.K. Rowling was just a front who had agreed to pretend to be the author so Harry could work in peace without being hounded by the media.
I didn't ask Harry if his books were autobiographical. It didn't matter anyway. After chatting with him for a while, I slipped downstairs to a little cafe so I could try their seafood sandwiches and chowder.
Dream: An afternoon with Harry Potter
Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Dec 10, 2003
Seafood sandwiches?
Gaahhhh!
Couldn't you have tried something that wasn't so "fishy"???
How about a nice peanut butter and jelly sandwhich Paul? Or Turkey with lettuce, tomoto and honey dijon mustard? I have made Harry cast a petrification spell on you and then levitate you to the nearest shop!
Dream: An afternoon with Harry Potter
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 10, 2003
It was *just* a dream!
In real life, I would have brought some food up to Harry on a silver platter, and knelt by his desk while he ate.
Dream: An afternoon with Harry Potter
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 10, 2003
Harry could have just raised his wand and said, "Accio cheeseburger, Pepsi,Pepsi, chip, chip" and they would have levitated up from the kitchen along with John Bellushi.
Dream: An afternoon with Harry Potter
Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Dec 11, 2003
Why would Harry Potter want to eat John Bellushi?
Dream: An afternoon with Harry Potter
Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Dec 11, 2003
Dream: An afternoon with Harry Potter
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 11, 2003
That was a Saturday Night Live reference.
There was a skit in which John Bellushi and others were Greek or Slavic workers in a New York diner. As diners would order food, they would shout orders to the short-order cook or waiters: "Pepsi!Pepsi!Chip!Chip! Chizzbourgah" It was really, really funny.
John Bellushi would help serve the food, not become part of it.
Dream: An afternoon with Harry Potter
Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Dec 11, 2003
Dream: An afternoon with Harry Potter
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 11, 2003
Dream: An afternoon with Harry Potter
Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Dec 13, 2003
I had a really good dream the toher night that has inspired my second novel.
Dream: An afternoon with Harry Potter
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Dec 14, 2003
Bravo, Mr. Christopher!!! I love it when that sort of thing happens!!! Actually, that happened to me...
... Dreaming of Harry Potter... Nice... But I think Hermoine's the real author if J.K. Rawling's not.
Dream: An afternoon with Harry Potter
Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Dec 14, 2003
As I write it, I wonder if I could make it a serial for h2g2 or the local lit mag. Some elements may not be suitable for Children, young adults, the elderly, Russians, or accountants.
Dream: An afternoon with Harry Potter
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 15, 2003
I have noticed that a lot of children and young adults want things that are not *suitable* for them.
Dream: An afternoon with Harry Potter
Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Dec 16, 2003
I think it's an interesting plot: it's about the secret lives of boring people: accountant, manager, student/tile layer, draftsman, business woman; and the really boring life of a male prostitute.
Dream: An afternoon with Harry Potter
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 30, 2003
Throw in a bearded lady, a frog who does math sums while twirling a hula hoop, and the Borg on laughing gas, and I'll be glad to read it.
Dream: An afternoon with Harry Potter
Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jan 10, 2004
Well, there is sexual perversion, unclaimed children, freakish weather, helicopters, and large ships caught in the ice of a frozen harbor.
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- 3: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Dec 10, 2003)
- 4: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Dec 10, 2003)
- 5: tacsatduck- beware the <sheep> lie (Dec 10, 2003)
- 6: Shea the Sarcastic (Dec 10, 2003)
- 7: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Dec 10, 2003)
- 8: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Dec 11, 2003)
- 9: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Dec 11, 2003)
- 10: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Dec 11, 2003)
- 11: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Dec 11, 2003)
- 12: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Dec 11, 2003)
- 13: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Dec 13, 2003)
- 14: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Dec 14, 2003)
- 15: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Dec 14, 2003)
- 16: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Dec 15, 2003)
- 17: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Dec 16, 2003)
- 18: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Dec 30, 2003)
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