h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Which part of the country are you visiting, Pastey?

"hot tea" ? What is it with you lot calling things weird names As if "Hard cider" wasn't bad enough

He's going to New Jersey, Hypatia. He probably thinks you can come over for day trip.

I'm also going to California, and something called Death Valley, before popping across to near that Roswell place.

Now Nigel is all excited.

Nigel?

If you visit Roswell, you'll be near Lil's. I hope you can arrange a visit with her.

It's pretty unusual for folks to visit my part of the world. Can't say as I blame them.

Lil's the only reason I'm heading over there Where abouts are you Hyp?

I'm in southwest Missouri in Webb City, a little town on Route 66, just north of Joplin. The two towns run together, actually. It is close to the geographical center of the lower 48, a long ways from New Jersey and California.

A little warning: some guy got arrested at a ball park for giving his kid Hard Lemonade.
He wasn't aware that in American Ball Parks hard lemonade is alcoholic.
any drink you get in America with the prefix hard probably is.

Remember, Pasty, you need to make a side-trip from HN's to come see me--you've known me longer!

OK, OK, I suppose I can meet you halfway, so we can each drive 2 hours one way instead of you going 4 hours one way (And if HN takes you on the microbrewery tour that's otherwise known as "2legs-finally-flying-over bait", you'd be coming those 2 hours anyway.)

Pastey, don't you know about Gheorgheniplex's Nigel? He is the nephew of Aunt Bunty in Brightling over in the UK. Here is the archive (don't use Pliny to view it: A49246491 . Alien's tether their spacecraft over Aunt Bunty's house.

Amy, I shall definitely try and get to meet you in the flesh rather than the papyrus!

really need to read more Post

Reading them (in Pliny fine) and laughing out loud in the pub

Papyrus? *Someone's* got some fancy stuff loaded in their printer

Tch, tch, tch--a former co-editor, and you're behind on *conveniently ignoring that she's not seen shazz around in *ages**

http://www.yorkshiretea.co.uk/products/tea/


and it's over there
http://www.yorkshiretea.co.uk/

Ah yes! The vast, rolling tea plantations of Yorkshire are a beauty to behold!

But you do get T' plantations in Yorkshire.

plenty of "T"'s hereit's in t'oven, off t'kitchen, of't pub