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shes called emily

not really. especially not if you are emily

i really do have a headache though. damn you hayfever, damn that play im in that is on a lawn, damn baal-hadad and his consort anat. damn you, gilgamesh. damn you sackler library. damn some other thngs too, for good measure. im going to bed.

Afternoon Unc,

Been hitting the red wine a bit heavy again?

B

Him? Never! I couldn't possibly imagine such a thing...

Probably got eye strain from looking at one of his shirts

au contraire. i have blocked sinuses due to hayfever. i havent drunk in weeks.

Shocking.

All I have to say to you, Mr. Heavy, is !

Actually, just this once you have my sympathy, as I was suffering from something similar last week...

aww, poor baby



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but tonights performance went really well. there was a class of five year olds. they were lapping it up. a parent told us that the performance was better than when the rsc did it at christmas.

Antihistamine, dear?

You get a better class of drug dealer on hootoo.

B

Maybe your sinuses are in shock from lack of alcohol...

im dropping too pills a day, maaan. no more antihestemenes...i need to stay upright...

Well, if Emily gave you the headache, you should get her to give you a massage to make it all better, surely?

I thought we were talking to Unc... who's Shirley?

That's the problem with antihistamines - if they're strong enough to keep you from sneezing and having a severely clogged up head, they put you right to sleep - although the newer ones aren't quite so bad like that.

Speaking of antihistamines....

Yup, if you don't take enough then you drip, wheeze and whine all day. If you take too much then you're stuffed up, too dry and miserable.

Pick your poison Unc... either way I'm not kissing you anytime soon!

do they dry you up and make yo miserable?