h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You will Oscar, you will

Wha-ha?

Ghana, "Gonna" and Oscar, "Ask her"?

*burp?*

(That was the old response, wasn't it?)

Last night, I got a craving for chocolate milk. Not sure if it was this site, or what.

*munches*

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ... could have one now ....

The sprinklers just turned on outside!

.... I'm going to try going back to bed.



Let me know when you need another celery, Happy.

Make that *two* celeries. One for me, too.

Oh dear. I'm gonna run out of celery.

Great to see you about, FPR!!!

My favorite rodent.

If FPR, he would have brought celery from his own garden and shared it with everyone. Don't ask where he grows his celery. You wouldn't want to know ,

anyone for a celery smoothie?

for D

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I actually had a chocolate milk this morning.

Did it come from a chocolate cow?

No, it came from my kitchen.

Yes, but chocolate cows are smaller than other cows, and quite stealthy. You obviously have at least one chocolate cow in your kitchen, and she is probably hiding in the baseboards, where she has stashed away your personal letters and diaries. She's reading the juicy bits even as we speak, no doubt . She wouldn't know how to spread sensitive data about you on the Internet, but who knows what a chocolate cow can do, hmmmm?

Quick! Escape to the frozen north, where no cow can survive... before it's too late!

AW, are you forgetting the three feet of new snow that lies across Dragonfly's Denver neighborhood. If the cow is chasing her around the house, she'll just have to fast enough to stay ahead of the critter.

Three feet is not deep enough to rid a home of an infestation of COWS!

Quick! Somebody call BovineX!

*burp?*