h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ahh this hot water feels good. * lets go with a line from "Born to be Wild"

*Pinky thinks the Captain seems in a good mood,wonder if this would be good time to mention some shopping ? For supplies ,and the odd dress or two* Captain,Oh Captain, I've warmed your towel for you .....

~~~~~~~Aharr The Lass must be up to somethin~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why thanks Girl I'll be done in a minute.

*sneaks past the door, as it is obvious that Pinky and the Captain would like a private moment to themselves*



*tiptoes quietly*

AW !!!! Just the person I was looking for,don't go sneaking off,it's ok ,really.I've cleaned the decks for you,the boat smells lovely now.Or is that the Captain,after his shower ? *Pinky shuts her eyes' really tight,and passes the warm towel to the Captain*....There you go Captain !

*tiptoes past and agrees with AW*

I think I'll go put some John Lennon on...

Thanks for the warm towel Lass. Have you seen my shaver by any chance? I thought I saw it yesterday or the day before. Be a Sweets and hunt it down for me if you will Girl.

::drinks , chews tobacco, sp*ts on the deck::

I thought this was a pirate ship? What's with the warm s, showers and shaving? This Sensitive New-Age Pirate stuff is for us insensitive old-age pirates.

::drinks ::

I ing wholeheartedly agree with ER. He's got that right!! This ship is becoming downright gay from a rotten old-fashioned pirate perspective ... there needs to be more dirt, cussing, sweat, drinking, raping, assorted pillaging and murder around here.

Ahhrrrrrrrrr.

*rips shirt to reveal cleavage*

Hi, Avenging Washcloth.

Why are you "Mostly dead?" Is it for the same reasons that I'm mostly dead?

I feel like spitting and cussing and running rampant right now. Can I join in?

Be very careful. The House Rules of h2g2 state very *&^%(^% clearly, "No Spitting"...... which is why the I actually "sp*t" in my previous post.

It's just the weather, darkness, and post holiday blahs, Paul ... I guess. I always have the urge to lie down in a snow bank at this time of year ... and stay there until my frozen body is found in the spring.

The Kid is Captain of this ship, so I suppose you'll have to ask him for permission to come aboard. Captain Kid has told me to walk the ing plank, thrown me off the ship twice and fed me to the sharks once, I believe. I'm not exactly a popular member of the crew.

Ahhhhhhrrrrrr!

*runs with scissors*

I'll ing spit in anyone's eye who tells me I can't!




#$@*%#!!!


*spits a wad of bubblegum on the deck in defiance*



Let's loot the village!

Or not!

Everybody went home.

Bad language ! Sp--tting ! BUBBLE GUM ON THE DECK !!! I'll find your cut-throat razor Captain,right away >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and your Yves St Lauren after shave x

Aharrr is there some persons speaking ill of the Good Ship Necromancer> Who's the neer do wells speaking ill things of me boat. We pirates have made it into the 21st century. Perhaps you've heard of it.


Why thanks Lass I'd much rather have one of me other smelling stuff. We've a dance contest to win. I may even kareoke`

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Here we go carrying Okies in May,
Okies in May,
Okies in May,
Here we go carrying Okies in May,
So early in the morning.

Aharr there's a stanger aboard. Advance and be reconized there strange one. Oh it's you Paul How's it going Mate. Watch the bubble gum some neer do well spit on the deck. Fancy a game of golf. Yep the sea is the hole. I always get a hole in one. Most of the time.

Yep, I'm a stanger.