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The Sundance Kid(Captain of the Good Ship Necromancer)If Life Gives You Manure, Use it to Fertilize your Garden Posted Dec 25, 2004
Now there's a Good Mate. We don't need the Yaks for cargo. So AW is going to have to get rid of the ones that are left. Course we could keep one or two for a Bar-B-Q.
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The Sundance Kid(Captain of the Good Ship Necromancer)If Life Gives You Manure, Use it to Fertilize your Garden Posted Dec 25, 2004
Course we could keep all them Yaks in AWs quaters. It's a deal AW you are the Keeper of the Yaks.
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Pinky Posted Dec 27, 2004
Well they're going to have to be put somewhere Captain.....I mean where is all this shopping*Pinky points to the 28 Japanese gentlemen carrying packages aboard*going to go ? *Stoops to pull her Gucci stilleto heeled shoe out of the small gap in the plank* Could someone give me some help here please ?
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The Sundance Kid(Captain of the Good Ship Necromancer)If Life Gives You Manure, Use it to Fertilize your Garden Posted Dec 27, 2004
Awe I did'nt see you were having difficulties Lass I'll help you. No worries on the yaks me Sweets. Unless you don't like yak stew. AW can fit them in her Quarters. She'll Have to sleep on the deck that's all. Serves her right for gettting them things in the firat place. We can dump em in Okinawa for a tidy sum. That's not far from here. Ok I mean Aharrr.
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Pinky Posted Dec 28, 2004
Thankyou for your kind help Captain, I am obliged.Can we shop in Okinawa ? Seems we'll make good profit from the sale of those yaks.We could of course invest in a bigger boat Captain,then AW could have a decent sized cabin (just incase she buys more yaks in the future) Oh well.we'll worry about that later.The yak stew smells...... mmmmmmmmmmmmm......yes it does smell,I just can't quite put my finger on what that smell reminds me of at the moment !
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The Sundance Kid(Captain of the Good Ship Necromancer)If Life Gives You Manure, Use it to Fertilize your Garden Posted Dec 28, 2004
yEP I just checked AW's quarters and she's up to her neck in yak. We may have to use the inboard motors to get on our way after the Dance Lass. I think we'll let AW taste test the yak stew. What do you think Pinky?
It does have a rather unique` smell to it does'nt it.
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Midnight Ice - the Daughter of a Cacophony of Chrysanthemums Posted Dec 29, 2004
I've never eaten stewed yak before...
Hmmm...
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The Sundance Kid(Captain of the Good Ship Necromancer)If Life Gives You Manure, Use it to Fertilize your Garden Posted Dec 29, 2004
Neither have I. I don't think you want this batch either.
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Midnight Ice - the Daughter of a Cacophony of Chrysanthemums Posted Dec 30, 2004
Okay... I think I'll stick with pizza. Does anyone want some pizza because I'll make some!!
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The Sundance Kid(Captain of the Good Ship Necromancer)If Life Gives You Manure, Use it to Fertilize your Garden Posted Dec 30, 2004
Great plan Lass. I'll take some. I'm sure Pinky might want some pizza also. I think she's was going to the Ladies room. I was'nt aware we had a Ladies room on this vessel, but Pinky assures me we do. So what kind will you make? I like mushrooms and lots of cheese. Canadian Bacon is good too.
Aharrr
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Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Dec 30, 2004
Yak pizza coming up! 
... And I expect you all to clean your plates!!! 
*AW saunters off to the galley with yet another yak*
*the yak stares at the Captain with sad eyes as he faces his impending doom*
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The Sundance Kid(Captain of the Good Ship Necromancer)If Life Gives You Manure, Use it to Fertilize your Garden Posted Dec 30, 2004
Hey Midnight has got the pizza AW you need to swab the deck and get rid of this yak sell. *Hands AW a mop and bucket.* Spare the Yaks life.
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The Sundance Kid(Captain of the Good Ship Necromancer)If Life Gives You Manure, Use it to Fertilize your Garden Posted Dec 30, 2004
And wash your hands as you know your nose and picking
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Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Dec 30, 2004
I'm a washcloth, so I don't have a nose to pick.
Oh alright. I won't whack the yak, Captain. I'll put him back with the girlie yaks so we can have a few more to sell by the time we deliver them to port.
*the yak appears quite happy*
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The Sundance Kid(Captain of the Good Ship Necromancer)If Life Gives You Manure, Use it to Fertilize your Garden Posted Dec 30, 2004
Well they had better work quick. Cause I plan to drop them off soon.
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Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Dec 31, 2004
Yak party poooooo-per! 
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The Sundance Kid(Captain of the Good Ship Necromancer)If Life Gives You Manure, Use it to Fertilize your Garden Posted Dec 31, 2004
Aharr descention in the ranks. Well how long does it take a yak to have a baby yak?
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Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Dec 31, 2004
Oh ... about five minutes.
*notices that the yaks are getting pretty deep*
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Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Dec 31, 2004
*the boards of AW's quarters begin to bulge ... and tufts of yak hair poke out in-between*
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The Sundance Kid(Captain of the Good Ship Necromancer)If Life Gives You Manure, Use it to Fertilize your Garden Posted Dec 31, 2004
Well you had better separate the girls and the boy. Pronto.
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