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Post 481

Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth.

yak smiley - hug Captain Kid


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Post 482

Pinky

Yakety Yakety Yak !!! Isn't it time we cleared up this mess,and got this boat ship shape Captain ? This deck is like a skating rink >>>>>>>>>> *Pinky slips and slides overboard* Aaaaaaaggggggggghhhhhhhhh...


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Post 483

The Sundance Kid(Captain of the Good Ship Necromancer)If Life Gives You Manure, Use it to Fertilize your Garden

Aharr Man .. I mean Lady overboard. *dives in for Pinky*


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Post 484

The Sundance Kid(Captain of the Good Ship Necromancer)If Life Gives You Manure, Use it to Fertilize your Garden

*wush* grabs Pinky by her shirt.* You ok Lass I've got you.smiley - hug So can you swim? I hope someone throws us a float or something. I could use me trousers to make a makeshift livesaver but I don't think you would care to see that.smiley - blush


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Post 485

Pinky

At the moment Captain I can't see ANYTHING !!! I can only imagine, sharks and even bigger sharks !!!!! HELLLPPPP HELLLPPPPPP, ANYONE, SAVE US *Pinky swallows yet another mouthful of sea water* WE'RE DROWNING >................


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Post 486

The Sundance Kid(Captain of the Good Ship Necromancer)If Life Gives You Manure, Use it to Fertilize your Garden

Aharr relax there little Missy. we just a few feet from the dock. Look there's the dock master guy. See no worries Lass.


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Post 487

Pinky

PHEW!!!! What a close shave for us Captain ? MY HERO !! YOU SAVED ME xx You know what this means of course don't you Captain ?


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Post 488

The Sundance Kid(Captain of the Good Ship Necromancer)If Life Gives You Manure, Use it to Fertilize your Garden

Well now Lass. That could be anything. At the present all I can think of is we'er soaked. Also we need a shower before we go to the dance contest.


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Post 489

Pinky

Captain as far as I'm concerned you've already won the contest in my eye's !!! After such a dramatic life saving effort I'm your slave FOR LIFE !!! I'll prepare the shower for you right away Master,I mean Captain xxxxxxxx


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Post 490

The Sundance Kid(Captain of the Good Ship Necromancer)If Life Gives You Manure, Use it to Fertilize your Garden

We need to find AW to hose this deck off. *mumbles something* Nah Lass I need to get some water on this mess to wash it away. You can go first just leave me some hot water.


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Post 491

Pinky

Captain,I insist !!! Use all the hot water you need.A cold shower is fine for me !!!! Now where can AW have gotten too ...........


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Post 492

The Sundance Kid(Captain of the Good Ship Necromancer)If Life Gives You Manure, Use it to Fertilize your Garden

Probably hiding. I'll fix her for this.smiley - evilgrin Ok I'll get the showere first. See if you can't get the dock boy to clean up the yak mess. We'll give him a good wage to do it.


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Post 493

Pinky

Aye Aye Captain !!! Right away >>>>>> Dock boy,excuse me, dock boy !!! Could I have your undivided attention over here immediately please ??? Oh dock boy !!!! I'm talking to you ,would you please just respond ??? *Pinky walks over to the dock boy and taps him gently of course,on the shoulder* Excuse me young man .........


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Post 494

The Sundance Kid(Captain of the Good Ship Necromancer)If Life Gives You Manure, Use it to Fertilize your Garden

You've got to sort give him the sign language thing unless to speak Japanese Lass. Let me have a go at it. *Pulls out out a 10 spot and points to the deck. then points at the water bucket.* See Dear.


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Post 495

The Sundance Kid(Captain of the Good Ship Necromancer)If Life Gives You Manure, Use it to Fertilize your Garden

* the dock boy stars doing the job without water in the bucket.*


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Post 496

Pinky

WOW !!! Talk about impressive ??? Captain,your wonderful xxxx


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Post 497

The Sundance Kid(Captain of the Good Ship Necromancer)If Life Gives You Manure, Use it to Fertilize your Garden

Yeah but I should have pointed at the water. * get's attention of dock boy points to the water then points at the bucket.* That ought to do it.


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Post 498

Pinky

Mmmmmmm I see your error Captain !! He doesn't seem to be understanding does he ? Allow me to give it my best shot OK ? *Pinky dips the mop into the sea water and begins washing down the slurried decks* ......Oh just move out of my way please,I'll have this done in seconds......*Pushes the boy aside with her mop*


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Post 499

The Sundance Kid(Captain of the Good Ship Necromancer)If Life Gives You Manure, Use it to Fertilize your Garden

You gotta like a Lass who takes care of bussiness. *heads for the shower*


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Post 500

Pinky

Come along young deck boy !!! This way >>>>>>> You can tie knots in ropes or ropes in knots,just make yourself useful laddie before the Captain returns.I've seen him in a rage and you don't need the experience !!!*Pinky sings 'We Are The Champions' as she continues her mopping *


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