h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Come Hither? Oh, I Couldn't Even... (Snore )

Choose Hairy Orifice If Cunnilingus Expected Soon

sorry

Challenge Hurts Our Ivy Clad Education 'Stablishments

Crocuses Hopefully Open: Instead Catch Extraordinary Snow

Chocolate Hollow Oviods Inspire Ehildren, Easter Suspense.

(a truly die effort, i shall save the other for when i am more awake)

mini

Chocolate, hazelnuts or ice cream? Enter selection.

'CHOICES'

'Careful! Hospital Outpatients Incur Cruel Extensive Surgery!'

and

'Chronic Heart Occlusions Impede Compulsory Exercise Duties.'

MMF



*. RL got in the way of last week. Lost track of days, if not life!!! *

Clever horses outwit identity checks escaping stables.

I'm late but it's still Thursday, so here's the new (1/4) word:

IGNORE

IGNORE

1) Is Gnomon Now Off Reading Entries?

Is God no omnipotent, religious entity?

In Glasgow, No One Respects Edinburgh

'IGNORE'

'Is Grieving Natural Or Really Ephemeral?'

MMF

Ireland Gotta Not Overestimate Rugby Euphoria!

'IGNORE'

2nd attempt:

'I Guarantee: Nothing Offensive Recently Expressed!!!'

MMF

"Igloo glue not often required": Eskimo.

In Guinea, Norway, omens rented endearingly

Initial guide notes only require everything!

2nd go:

Intelligent Gladiators Nearly Outlasted Roman Empire

Hello all, shall we have a new (2/4) word then?

OK, here it is:

AFTER