h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Anyone for telegram emergency revitalisation?

Actress Falls: Terrible Ensuing Result

Always forget the evening's revelries.

'AFTER'

'Accountants' Financial Tweakings Escalate Recession!'

and

'Are Fickle Teenagers Essentially Reprobates?'

MMF

Good afternoon telegrammers, the new word (3/4) is

WEDDINGS

We eventually decide 'divorce' if nuptials go sour

Whenever eskimos drop drink it never goes splash.

Love those, Icy.

When everyone decides debt is not good – success!

"Water everywhere – don't drink it!" nags geriatric sailor

When exploring dentistry do I need gum shields?

'When Eating Dainty Dishes I Never Get Sick!'

and

'Wild Elephants Deposit Dung In Great Nauseous Streams!'

MMF

When every day demands input, never get stressed.

Good morning all. The new (2/4) word is:

SUMMIT

Something useful mountainwise. Monetarily it's trouble.

Striking Unionists Must Move? Interesting Topic.

Sudden uplift makes mountain: it's topping.

Sodding umbrella's marked 'Made in Taiwan'

Soon, using mice make international towers!

SUMMIT

'So Unicorn's Mysticism May Influence Tales?'

'Seismic Upheaval Means Misery, Injuries, Trauma!'

MMF