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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Nov 29, 1999
It is Irving and I appreciate your correct translation of the word french word "singe" into the english "monkey". I think that about covers everything your "renowned French authority" got right. A closer translation would be something like:
You have a face like a monkey. You smell like an old carp. But that's okay. I still like you.
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Ubiquitous Posted Nov 29, 1999
Jinx is so scary sometimes... Anyway, I thought my interpretation was much funnier than your French post (I like French Post don't you?). I'm glad you still like me anyway. One thing though, shouldn't French and English be, well you know, sort of, urh, ah, capitalized? (Runs away before the bat can come into play).
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Ubiquitous Posted Nov 29, 1999
Jinx is so scary sometimes... Anyway, I thought my interpretation was much funnier than your French post (I like French Post don't you?). I'm glad you still like me anyway. One thing though, shouldn't French and English be, well you know, sort of, urh, ah, capitalized? (Runs away before the bat can come into play).
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Ubiquitous Posted Nov 29, 1999
Damn, there goes that echo again. Jinx, must we stop speaking all languages? or just French (notice capitalization), I didn't start it, I was just being wicked, and (thinks for a moment) I…..W, started it, yeah that's right, it was IW. I'm innocent.
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Nov 29, 1999
Are you really? Anyway, I think you're right, we capitalize languages in English. I'm pretty sure that the French (happy?) don't capitalize nationalities and languages, but I'm not certain, so I figgure "hey, there's so much left uncapitalized on the internet anyway, why not just ignore all the rules?"
And now, to satisfy Jinx linguaphobia(?), a translation:
Ugh. Uhngh. Ooooooh. Ee! Ee! Ee! Hee hee ha ha hoo hoo hoo! Ung-ha uh.
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Nov 29, 1999
Oops! I forgot to change "Jinx" into the possesive "Jinx's" in that last posting. Also, I conjugated "uhngh" incorrectly. That should have been "uh-uhngh," since it was in the subjunctive mood. I'm sorry about that! I'll be more careful next time!
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Jo (Dead) Posted Nov 30, 1999
And you put two "g"'s in figure, but that was just a typo I'm sure.
I guess that translated means:"I kiss dead tarantulas and satisfy my curtains with a little sellotape."
Was I right.
(More to the point. I need gossip. Any good stuff for the POST, to send to Hypoman..Can you help me? Please?)
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Nov 30, 1999
Well, close enough, anyway. Gossip... well, there's anything involving the "Venus In..." group of researchers who seem to be completely distressing Bluebottle who has started a club called NAVAL with the soul purpose of riding himself of them... or at least figguring out whether or not they're really females. I have my doubts about Venus in Marmite -- but the rest seem perfectly nice, whether they be women or men pretending to be women. As an ACE I'm going to be friendly all the same, but I'm sure you can dig up some dirt on someone in that whole mess? The Fish Killer is somehow involved, too. He claims to be the ex of one of the Venuses, and Bluebottle knows something about him that he won't tell anyone... there's got to be news in this somewhere...
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Sophie haha i`m so not funny Posted Dec 1, 1999
Cannot be bothered to read the previos enteries, so I do not have a clue what you are on about. Anyway, I hope it was not mouth-to-mouth resusitation.
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Jo (Dead) Posted Dec 5, 1999
It's not him, it's me. But it's all sorted now so I don't have to go into detail.
Back to the M-to-M...
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