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Post 81

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

It is Irving and I appreciate your correct translation of the word french word "singe" into the english "monkey". I think that about covers everything your "renowned French authority" got right. A closer translation would be something like:

You have a face like a monkey. You smell like an old carp. But that's okay. I still like you.


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Post 82

Ubiquitous

Jinx is so scary sometimes... Anyway, I thought my interpretation was much funnier than your French post (I like French Post don't you?). I'm glad you still like me anyway. One thing though, shouldn't French and English be, well you know, sort of, urh, ah, capitalized? (Runs away before the bat can come into play).


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Post 83

Ubiquitous

Jinx is so scary sometimes... Anyway, I thought my interpretation was much funnier than your French post (I like French Post don't you?). I'm glad you still like me anyway. One thing though, shouldn't French and English be, well you know, sort of, urh, ah, capitalized? (Runs away before the bat can come into play).


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Post 84

Jo (Dead)

STOP SPEAKING LANGUAGE!
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(Thank you)
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Post 85

Ubiquitous

Damn, there goes that echo again. Jinx, must we stop speaking all languages? or just French (notice capitalization), I didn't start it, I was just being wicked, and (thinks for a moment) I…..W, started it, yeah that's right, it was IW. I'm innocent.


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Post 86

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

Are you really? Anyway, I think you're right, we capitalize languages in English. I'm pretty sure that the French (happy?) don't capitalize nationalities and languages, but I'm not certain, so I figgure "hey, there's so much left uncapitalized on the internet anyway, why not just ignore all the rules?"

And now, to satisfy Jinx linguaphobia(?), a translation:

Ugh. Uhngh. Ooooooh. Ee! Ee! Ee! Hee hee ha ha hoo hoo hoo! Ung-ha uh.


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Post 87

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

Oops! I forgot to change "Jinx" into the possesive "Jinx's" in that last posting. Also, I conjugated "uhngh" incorrectly. That should have been "uh-uhngh," since it was in the subjunctive mood. I'm sorry about that! I'll be more careful next time!


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Post 88

Jo (Dead)

And you put two "g"'s in figure, but that was just a typo I'm sure.
I guess that translated means:"I kiss dead tarantulas and satisfy my curtains with a little sellotape."
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Was I right.
(More to the point. I need gossip. Any good stuff for the POST, to send to Hypoman..Can you help me? Please?)


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Post 89

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

Well, close enough, anyway. Gossip... well, there's anything involving the "Venus In..." group of researchers who seem to be completely distressing Bluebottle who has started a club called NAVAL with the soul purpose of riding himself of them... or at least figguring out whether or not they're really females. I have my doubts about Venus in Marmite -- but the rest seem perfectly nice, whether they be women or men pretending to be women. As an ACE I'm going to be friendly all the same, but I'm sure you can dig up some dirt on someone in that whole mess? The Fish Killer is somehow involved, too. He claims to be the ex of one of the Venuses, and Bluebottle knows something about him that he won't tell anyone... there's got to be news in this somewhere...


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Post 90

Jo (Dead)

You are a star.
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Post 91

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

I am? How's that?


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Post 92

Jo (Dead)

OK, put it this way. You're a lifesaver.
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Post 93

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

Oh, thank you! smiley - winkeye
Or should that be "You're welcome"...
Both!

~Irving


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Post 94

Sophie haha i`m so not funny

Cannot be bothered to read the previos enteries, so I do not have a clue what you are on about. Anyway, I hope it was not mouth-to-mouth resusitation.


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Post 95

Jo (Dead)

Sophie, don't give me ideas!
smiley - winkeye
Soz, IW.
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Post 96

Jo (Dead)

Where'd everybody go?
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Post 97

Sophie haha i`m so not funny

I am still here.


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Post 98

Jo (Dead)

Hi Sophie.

*cries*

Skelly hates me..
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Post 99

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

Oh, I'm sure he doesn't hate you. What'd he do now? smiley - sadface

~Irving


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Post 100

Jo (Dead)

It's not him, it's me. But it's all sorted now so I don't have to go into detail.
Back to the M-to-M...
smiley - winkeye


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