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Ubiquitous Posted Nov 13, 1999
I too like to think of myself as a she except on weekends and major holidays also altenate wednesdays. The unfortunate fact is that I am a he (looking down), the rest of the time. Oh well, silly prophets should be male (women are far too dignified). U
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Jo (Dead) Posted Nov 13, 1999
Ubiqitous is never a joel!!
How could you say such a thing?!
Do not ever say that at someone on h2g2 EVER again. 
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Nov 13, 1999
*hangs head in shame*
I am deeply, deeply sorry.
To show how really sorry I am; how much I really want to apologise for this childish behaviour; I will give you a link on my page.
I am very, very, very sorry.
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Nov 13, 1999
You've already got a link. You know what I meant.
I'm sorry but I used up all my poetic energy and imagination in two sentences that I have put on my page under the heading "so, you want to battle with me, I see." It's all very strange.. believe me, that sentence is probably the best thing I'll ever write, and what does that say for me, hmm.
*weak smile*
*collapses on floor in heap of exhaustion*
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Nov 13, 1999
*body lies on the floor, not moving at all. A faint aura leaves it, and floats a few metres above the floor. It winks and the wide-eyed people standing nearby, and watches as they all, one by one, faint. It laughs manicly, then sobers down, and floats majestically down back to its body. Lisa stands up and pokes Jinx's limb body gingerly with her toe. "Ooh," she says. *
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Nov 14, 1999
Me?!! At least *I* didn't get 100% in my English exams last year!!!
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Nov 14, 1999
You didn't MEAN to do well? So.. you were trying to fail?
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Jo (Dead) Posted Nov 14, 1999
I really know how to set myself up for an insult don't I?
The jinx on my heart sends all my insults screaming back at me.
How true.
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Nov 14, 1999
Precisely what I mean, you're too good at this language. This may be why a lot of your language abilities pass onto other languages as well... you're very good at french
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Jo (Dead) Posted Nov 14, 1999
No. I'm just lucky in the tests. Honestly. I haven't revised any of the french vocab since we started. You have GOT to hear the Mr Carnall impressions.
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Nov 14, 1999
i goota go, i haven't read moonfleet yet. 
And I've been here for WAY too long, I'm in deep deep ... muck
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Ubiquitous Posted Nov 14, 1999
Basically I’m a he 99.97% of the time, the rest of the time I’m an ephemeral spirit with little substance but a female bent.
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