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I deny everything... anything.... all of it nuffing to do with me gov'

Denial is 9/10ths of a confession!

Hoggy, I'd kill for a socky coffee on the sofa... Got any strained and ready?

It is???


*checks how many denials she's done*


OOoh! I yam a good girl then!

I usually serve up in the Yikes thread - but just for you -

and lil - we all know the smiley is a the missing 1/10th!!

OOooOOOooh! Favouritism!!

Shaddup! You've already had your own cappywotsit over in Yikes. Don't be greedy!

*dives under her Matt*

Thank you!!!



Bruvvahood coffee! Nyum nyum! *adds a dose of brandy*

are you sure that is enough to disinfect it?

What exactly do you mean by that?

No no, just brings out the delicate flavour and helps it to linger in the nose after the rest has gone... Deeelish!

Delicate flavour? You've never tasted my !!

The sock odour! Not the coffee itself!

You've obviously never smelled my socks, either!

she must be living up wind from you

I think it's the sweetish aroma of them, that 'rotting flesh' scent that adds the desired element to a cuppa

Rotting flesh? You've obviously never... oh.. hang on...

You haven't, have you?

It's a pervading odour... I get the odd whiff even from here