h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What Diddy think about Ben and Jen's on-again, off-again romance?

The thought of Pual rapping?

What about Rosie O'Donnell's marrage???

I can't answer that.

I haven't figured out where she's coming from, and I'm certain I don't know where she's going.

We had to discuss that in American Government pertaining to the possibility of a proposed Constitutional Amendment.

My husband heard on the radio that Rosie got "married" because "parents" day is coming up at her kids school next week.

You can be a parent without being married, that's just silly.

The reverse can also happen: being married without having children.

I wonder which is the more common?

Probably marriage without children.
Look at all the times Elizabeth Taylor was married. She did *not* have children with very many of her husbands.

My mother thinks the reason the devorce rate is so high is because they count it when a person is married several times.

Wasn't Elizabeth Taylor married to one of her husband's a couple of different times?

I think she was.

Yes.

Richard Burton twice, I believe.

I guess she liked him so much, she decided to remarry him.

That's what I admire about Liz Taylor. When she left the set of her latest movie, that's when the *real* fun began. She will be remembered for her real-life antics even if her films get forgotten.

To have the life of a movie star.

Hmm, but then you'd also have to have the "Death of a Superstar" expansion pack with does not come with the standard superstar package.

You can probably skip the death episode, Mr. Christopher. For one thing, it's no real challenge for a genuinely dead celebrity to act dead. When the time comes, they'll be superb. But you won't need that episode, because there won't ever be a sequel, unless you're talking about Elvis.

Well folks, it's snowing again. I'm reminded of a poem:

J'ai toujours cette pensee
En observant la neige;
Pourquoi est elle toujours blanche
Et jamais beige?

Meaning:

I always have this thought
When watching the snow
Why is it always white
And never beige?