To Err is Inhuman, To Forgive is to Err
I am the Cardinal Dante Seizof, High Priestess and Guardian of the Temple of the Guide. It is my sacred duty to see that the Temple of the Guide is kept in perfect order. I diligently seek out all imperfections and eradicate them.
SO TAKE IT TO THE HOME OFFICE IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT! I'LL SWEEP YOU TO SAINT LOUIS, LOUIS!
There are many idiots who have misused the Guide, and I strive continously to abolish them and their stupidity. If they would simply pay attention to the Guide, and actually read what was in front of them they would know that disagreeing with me is sheer idiocy.
But no! They are stupid and incompetent and conspiring against me! But I will prevail, I will KNOCK THEM TO CINCINNATI, CINDY! ROCK ON!
Join me in protecting the Temple of the Guide. There is much to be done, the jungle is constantly encroaching on borders of the Temple, attempting to ruin it's perfection. There is much work to be done. But the greatest threat of them all is the evil that comes from The One and his minions. They are especially stupid.
Vigilance, always!
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Temple Entrance | Feb 24, 2004 | Jan 1, 2006 |
Chapter House | Nov 30, 2005 | Dec 16, 2005 |
Library | Feb 25, 2004 | Nov 23, 2005 |
Cloister | Feb 25, 2004 | Mar 18, 2004 |
Campanile | Feb 25, 2004 | Mar 15, 2004 |
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