h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I am a role playing character for a regular researcher. No introductions necessary. Thanks.

darn it - missed this one!!

I hope that at some point you will explain the horrific industrial accident that resulted in this tragic but hilarious personality merger.

There is no need to explain anything. It is all perfectly clear if you would just read the appropriate conversations and actually pay attention to what you are reading.