h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That's why I love him so much!

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Name: Lostblinks
U-number: U1491636
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Areas of Expertise: None
Groups: none
Other: I smell pretty bad first thing in a morning
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Hello and welcome to the evil army "stranger" I hope you enjoy it. Please feel free to visit our tearoom and/or armory where we foolishly keep weapons of mass annoyance unlocked and unprotected.

The cow (Supermoo) is currently moving so may be unable to add you to the members list right away. Please bear with him despite him being a cow and despite my sense of humor being diseased.

hey lostblinks - great name. come and help us get the tearoom up and running again. post whatever lunacy comes into your head...

And believe me, no lunacy is out of place. FOr godben's sake we have a reanimated dead decaying yak serving our tea!

why for godben's sake? he never comes into our tearoom!

I like the sound of it. And if you add an accent it becomes an alcoholic beverage (rice wine i believe). For GodBen's rice wine. What would YOU do for godben's rice wine?

I tried it out with a variety of accents. Russian appealed most to me. I'm ashaned to say in a Russian accent I'd do almost anything, French, virtually nothing, well maybe just nibble a little foi gras.

The big question is Evil what would you do for a lady pennywhistle burger?

No no no. Sake (with an accent on the "e") is a japanese rice wine. But its spelled like sake. ANd saying "for godben's sake" just seems funnier then saying "for god's sake" especially around people that know him (gb).

Pennywhistle burger?

yes Evil i know about Sake and godben IS funnier than god. It's just being a were wolf, even in potetial, ie waiting for the full moon to transform physically, has done funny things to my brain and i run ahead with things.

you may find this happenning regularly now. Thinking i don't understand something when I understand only too well but run ahead with it into my wolfish madness. You see i have no real kin to communicate with anymore, not even a pussy like you. I am all all alone

Too bad my sister doesn't hootoo. Shes a big fan of dogs/wolves. But i digress and will instead talk about a egress. Its not the female form of a egret. ITs an exit.

Name: _king_mob
U-number: 1525722
Pun Knowledge: minimal
Areas of Expertise: indian burns, making tea
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Hi King Mob, Welcome Aboard. Pull up a chair in our tea room while we wait for the Cow to add you to the list

I'm reasonably sure someone may pop in and do a proper welcome.

the first is on me...

Bob!!! Booobbbbb!! a couple of teas please!

Hello. THis is a proper welcome. ... Wee? Anywho, feel free to visit our tearoom and other associated threads, such as our armory where we keep our weapons of mass distraction. BF is right. Someday the cow will add you to the list. Hes just a little preoccupied today/this week/month/whatever. So welcome and make sure you have fun.

Hey EC, have you been working on that welcome speech? It's comming on a treat!

okay EvilClaw...whose joined since I was tramatically ripped from my broadband internet connection and after a week of looking at the telephone line the phone company attached it to the main line and I got dial up? don't forget to add the U-numbers...

1.) Damien - U1571429
2.) David - U1571574
3.) Lostblinks - U1491636
4.) _king_mob - U1525722

Four new members. That aint bad, eh?

am i already sighned up then? or am i being punoshed for the whole canadian thing?