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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted May 25, 2005
Welcome to the evil army of h2g2. We do fun stuff. And stuff. When the cow shows up he will add you to the list of people. Feel free to hang out at our various threads while you wait. We have a tearoom amongst other things.
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LeviPuma - Grand Inquisitor of inquisitness ness or something Posted May 25, 2005
cool...nothing like an evil cup of 
before debating a war!
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted May 25, 2005
The question is never: Should we invade? or Is it morally okay to invade? but rather Where and when shall we invade? 
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted May 25, 2005
...hey...welcoming is EvilClaws job...but I'll add you to the list when I get a chance...
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MadHank (Master of Forgeting, and Returning Awesome guy) Posted May 26, 2005
Welcome, join the insanity!
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted May 26, 2005
I did welcome him. But you told me not to talk to prospective members anymore... you said something about "one eyed one armed purple people eater" and "scaring away the members"
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benjahv: windswept and interesting Posted May 27, 2005
Name: benjahv
U-number: u1552134
Pun Knowledge: varying
Areas of Expertise: snooping while pretending to sweep
Groups: nope
Other: i follow the path of the wayward tao
Signature: none
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted May 28, 2005
Welcome aboard the evil army train. Choo choo and all that rot. And stuff. Normally supermoo would be around shortly to add you to the roster but supermoo is having some moving issues and will get back to you as soon as possible. Please leave your name and message at the sound of the tone. The tone.
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted May 28, 2005
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/FP1742576?thread=556594&post=7103205#p7103205 http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/F1742576?thread=556594&show=20&skip=1100&lpcr=55#p7114365
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted May 28, 2005
oh...can someone keep a running list of new members and their U-numbers...on a leash of course...I'll add them when I get the chance...until then everyone who has joined is a member...afterwards...depends how much money in the form of bribes i recieve...
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted May 28, 2005
Supermoo! Where are your morals! 
You're acting like this is some malevolent army designed for evil!
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redpeckhamthegreatpompomwithnobson Posted May 28, 2005
Welcome all new conscripts - you made the right choice 
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted May 28, 2005
Conscripts? You make it sound so... mandatory
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redpeckhamthegreatpompomwithnobson Posted May 28, 2005
An Evil Army conscript will think hey I'm so very very lucky. This form of conscription is like birth - no choice in the matter - but oh boy it's good to be alive and in the Evil Army
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted May 28, 2005
Not that the two are connected in any way 
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7 Posted Jun 2, 2005
Name: Damien
U-number: 1571429
Pun Knowledge: medium to often, or whenever the occaision warrants
Areas of Expertise: all-round evil guy
Groups: none
Signature: none
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Stab_Raymond Posted Jun 2, 2005
Name: David
U-number: U1571574
Pun Knowledge: Somewhere between bad and severly retarded
Areas of Expertise: Assault, Sodomy, Hose and Bottle Science
Groups: The Corpse Corps
Other: Thank pot for god
Signature: What kind of God would allow my computer to have 666 infected files?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jun 2, 2005
Your areas of expertise scare me. Anywho....
The cow will add you to the roster whenever he can. Welcome aboard, et cetera et cetera. Please visit our tearoom. We serve tea. And have a dead yak waiter.
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redpeckhamthegreatpompomwithnobson Posted Jun 2, 2005
I second evilclaw's welcome. yeah come to the tearoom. the dead yak waiter Bob is a real cutie
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jun 3, 2005
Despite being an undead festering yak?
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- 1101: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (May 25, 2005)
- 1102: LeviPuma - Grand Inquisitor of inquisitness ness or something (May 25, 2005)
- 1103: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (May 25, 2005)
- 1104: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (May 25, 2005)
- 1105: MadHank (Master of Forgeting, and Returning Awesome guy) (May 26, 2005)
- 1106: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (May 26, 2005)
- 1107: benjahv: windswept and interesting (May 27, 2005)
- 1108: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (May 28, 2005)
- 1109: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (May 28, 2005)
- 1110: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (May 28, 2005)
- 1111: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (May 28, 2005)
- 1112: redpeckhamthegreatpompomwithnobson (May 28, 2005)
- 1113: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (May 28, 2005)
- 1114: redpeckhamthegreatpompomwithnobson (May 28, 2005)
- 1115: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (May 28, 2005)
- 1116: 7 (Jun 2, 2005)
- 1117: Stab_Raymond (Jun 2, 2005)
- 1118: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Jun 2, 2005)
- 1119: redpeckhamthegreatpompomwithnobson (Jun 2, 2005)
- 1120: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Jun 3, 2005)
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