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Post 9741

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Very good! smiley - ok


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Post 9742

Persephone - Creator of the best typos around!

I've tried to destroy the Earth and Sun, but never the moon...*scribbled note* I'll get right on it

smiley - evilgrin


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Post 9743

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Gru might let you have his shrink-ray gun, so you can make the moon smaller and easier to work with.


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Post 9744

Nalot of the Silver

this could answer some key questions.

1)Is the moon made of cheese and do we have enough pickles to go round?
2)Does it bounce? Can we get a good game of basketball out of it?
3)Can we join the dots/craters to make a face?


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Post 9745

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

If the moon were made of cheese, all our mice would have left this planet a long ago.


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Post 9746

Persephone - Creator of the best typos around!

No, I think they were suspicious and thought it was a massive mouse trap

smiley - geek


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Post 9747

Nalot of the Silver

Maybe it is, maybe its a human trap as well, then we really need to remove it. We are doing a public service...smiley - evilgrin


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Post 9748

Persephone - Creator of the best typos around!

Yay, I can use my new planet destroying laser thingie, though maybe on a lower setting than usual.

*massive laser erupts from floor*

Mwah ha ha ha

smiley - evilgrin


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Post 9749

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Your laser is just in time to be put to use making a vat of fondue.


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Post 9750

Persephone - Creator of the best typos around!

Fondue?

*resets laser*

smiley - drool


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Post 9751

Nalot of the Silver

Who has the garlic bread and pointy sticks? Mmmmmm Fonduuuuuu


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Post 9752

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Fluffy Pink Rabbit is bringing some.


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Post 9753

Persephone - Creator of the best typos around!

*taps foot impatiently*

*checks watch*

smiley - geek


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Post 9754

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

You have a watch with checks on it? smiley - wow


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Post 9755

Fluffy Pink Rabbit. (Remember that polyester has feelings, too)

[Brings garlic bread and pointy sticks.]

I discovered garlic growing wild out behind my house. smiley - smiley


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Post 9756

Nalot of the Silver

ooohhh, now were cookin' with lazers...smiley - biggrin


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Post 9757

Persephone - Creator of the best typos around!

Maybe i should have turned the setting down on the laser so it doesn't destroy the planet...

smiley - geek


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Post 9758

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

If the planet can survive what the rest of us have done to it, I'm sure it can survive your lasers. smiley - smiley


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Post 9759

Nalot of the Silver

Humans and most life forms may not survive, but the planet will, and when all's said and done thats all that really matters...


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Post 9760

Persephone - Creator of the best typos around!

Well, don't say I didn't warn you.

*room get hotter*

smiley - erm


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