h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Wow, and to think I started this all by shooting a god.

Do I get a promotion?

Sure. You can be the official Dues Ex Mechanic.

Mechanic? Well is Dues Ex some kind of doomsday machine?

Not quite.

All this talk of God has led me to decide, as spiritual leader, that we need a Quisition within the EA, any volunteers?

A mechanic?



Last night I dreamed that one of my car's front wheels fell off. Having a mechanic here will sure make things handy for me.L-)

The EA isn't very religiously based. What would the Quisition question?

*waiting for answer*

People's loyalty. They'd hunt down heresy, like people not reading the proscribed literature *looks at paul*, burn witches *looks at FF*, torture people *looks at everyone else*. The usual stuff.

Why were you looking at me?

You are the torturer?

And I believe that the "foul ol' ron" section was when he made a street version for his son, which was "Where Is My Da?" not my cow. He only said it once, and Sybil heard him, and later Little Sam said 'Buglit' to the nurse, so since then he has stuck to the prescribed telling. Though it is impressive how the story penetrated "mere rock" and reached the ears of his son miles away. And where was that cow anyway? And there was a horse in here? Noone told them about a horse..

If you buy the book you can probably find out where the cow was.

Hey I won the trivia contest way back. I'm loyal! Also, if you try and burn me I'll turn you into a frog.

I fear you like I fear a slightly damp sponge thrown weakly in my direction, i.e. not a lot.

You can't burn FF! If you do, who will be the person you love to hate?

Me!

or do you not like doing that (starts prodding Ec with a large stick)

... you guys are dull

Dull? How can such a weird group of people be dull?

He's saying dull as in not sharp. *pulls out a person sized pencil sharpener* Alright Paul, sharpen up now.

I hate the people who love me, and they hate me! I believe the cow was in the farmyard all along. Bugrit, I told 'em, I told 'em, Millenium hand and shrimp! Bugrit, bugrem!