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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jan 14, 2007
Yeah. That place sucks! Those Ecksians are really friendly people though.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 15, 2007
No, none of those. This one intentionally has no name, so it can have the best parts of any of the *other* tropical paradises but none of the crappy parts.
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Navigatorblack of the EAN Blackheart Posted Jan 15, 2007
Oh, you mean One Island. Watch out for the local god. His idea of perfection is the cockroach
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Jan 16, 2007
Yeah, but it does have a cigarette bush
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 16, 2007
It's not One island. 
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Navigatorblack of the EAN Blackheart Posted Jan 19, 2007
Are you sure now?
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Jan 19, 2007
Yes he is, it's actually named Mono Island by Rincewind's predecessor
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fundamentallyflawed Posted Jan 19, 2007
I don't know what you guys are talking about so it is random quote time...
That's no trouble at all. No, no, no trouble at all!
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Jan 19, 2007
Heretic!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*points at FF*
Burn the unbeliever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Erects a large stake, note that says "stake" and not "steak", and starts building a pyre around it*
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Navigatorblack of the EAN Blackheart Posted Jan 20, 2007
I even managed to trick them into saying that it wasn't one island, proving beyond doubt that it was Mono Island. *starts selling all the Dibbler clan foodstuffs*
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 20, 2007
In my secret hideaway, silverswords bloom in abundance, and the nene bird sings every morning. Aslan stands guard when I bathe in limpid pools. I spend some time in a grand chateau. The courtyard is under a charm that keeps it in eternal summer. While you are there, you can never age.
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jan 20, 2007
Aslan watches you bath? Huh. I guess that's why he was always summong the sons of Adam to face "crisises" that he "couldn't" handle.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 20, 2007
I can't claim to be an expert on guarding anyone, but I *think* the idea is to face away from the one you're guarding so that you can see threats coming from out there...
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jan 21, 2007
Oh, he sneaks peeks. The truth, Paul, is that Aslan has the hots for you.
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Navigatorblack of the EAN Blackheart Posted Jan 21, 2007
Anyway, on Mono Island, all those things could exist, as long as you dont upset the god. He's a bit weird.
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Cosmicdudeman-Thingite Minister of Certain Substances, LFG Posted Jan 22, 2007
I may have wanted to read the backlog.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 22, 2007
"Oh, he sneaks peeks. The truth, Paul, is that Aslan has the hots for you" [EvilClaw]
I can live with that. Anyway, it's better than being on his menu. 
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- 7841: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Jan 14, 2007)
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- 7844: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Jan 16, 2007)
- 7845: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jan 16, 2007)
- 7846: Navigatorblack of the EAN Blackheart (Jan 19, 2007)
- 7847: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Jan 19, 2007)
- 7848: fundamentallyflawed (Jan 19, 2007)
- 7849: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Jan 19, 2007)
- 7850: fundamentallyflawed (Jan 19, 2007)
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- 7852: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jan 20, 2007)
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