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fundamentallyflawed Posted Apr 3, 2006
Is it a good surprise?
If so, can I have it early?
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fundamentallyflawed Posted Apr 3, 2006
Pweeeaassssee?!
I'll be your best friend / stop trying to poison you. *begging*
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Apr 3, 2006
You've been trying to poison me? 
I'm not your best friend?! 
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fundamentallyflawed Posted Apr 4, 2006
Yes, but I'll stop and you could be my best friend.
So how 'bout it? Early surprise?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Apr 4, 2006
Well, if you promise to stop pois- *dies*
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Tavaron da Quirm - Arts Editor Posted Apr 4, 2006
*gets two metal thingies and a battery and improvises a defibrilator*
*tries to revive EC*
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zaphob, the smallest of your problems Posted Apr 4, 2006
*kicks Evil Claw in the groin department to quickly revive him*
Wkae up you lazy slob!
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fundamentallyflawed Posted Apr 4, 2006
Tav I saw Macgyver make one out of two candle sticks some wires that he removed from a couple of microphones and two small rubber rugs! Do we have these items?
Quickly!
It's very important. We must save our great leader!!!
*not motivated by selfish gain*
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Apr 4, 2006
Wee! I can fly through walls!
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fundamentallyflawed Posted Apr 4, 2006
I found one large rubber rug that I've cut into three small rubber rugs!
What can we use the third for?
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Blmg - Heru en Morlond Posted Apr 5, 2006
...*is thinking* 
*gets emergency 'EC Clone' pills from 'The Evil Microwave',
drops 'ONE PILL' in a glass of water*
... * 
s, hides* 
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Apr 5, 2006
I'm back! 
God bless plot devices!
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- 4661: fundamentallyflawed (Apr 3, 2006)
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- 4669: Tavaron da Quirm - Arts Editor (Apr 4, 2006)
- 4670: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Apr 4, 2006)
- 4671: Tavaron da Quirm - Arts Editor (Apr 4, 2006)
- 4672: zaphob, the smallest of your problems (Apr 4, 2006)
- 4673: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Apr 4, 2006)
- 4674: fundamentallyflawed (Apr 4, 2006)
- 4675: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Apr 4, 2006)
- 4676: Tavaron da Quirm - Arts Editor (Apr 4, 2006)
- 4677: fundamentallyflawed (Apr 4, 2006)
- 4678: Blmg - Heru en Morlond (Apr 5, 2006)
- 4679: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Apr 5, 2006)
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