h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sit around until he conquors the ship and brings back booty.

Booty as in Beyonce or booty as in gold?

The gold is necessary.

But....

*An old General from another army takes up residence in the corner, in the vague hope someone will notice him*

Didn't I invade you once?

Eh sonny?

Me personally? I don't like people invading me really... if you're going to invade anything invade the left knee cap, its not as useful as the right knee cap...

Oh the army? I think you did... or was it that other fella? Spook?

I can't remember if it was me there at the time or him?

Ha hah! Old generals are the best! Tell us a war story!

Did I ever tell you about the one with the tea boy wars...?

Or the one with Daedelus?

Daedalus?

They've just finished clearing Pipe Bombs from HMS Daedalus near me at Lee On Solent

Yeah Daedelus : A881507

I can't remember who was and wasn't there... one of the most fun I ever had with the Terranic Army

And also here A880896

Ah, ok

Mystrunner and the Boardroom of Evil guys and gals were geniuses at that sort of thing...

The taking overness of the ship seems to be progressing well

Progress report Pirate Captain Legion Navigator Supadupa Black.

And are they buying the propaganda

Ish. I shall check the progress momentarily

"your complaint is null and void and therefore the EA is in charge of the ship. QED." We won there ship due to there own not caringness.

Fair enough more booty for us then