h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Um.. The bathtub is over there...
But the other stuff isn't.

Stupid honorable suicide. What you ever do for Claw...

*Lasso's the cat*

Bathtime Boy cat

Excuse my spontaneously combustion *spontaneously combusts. But only a little* Drat.

Let me put that out for you.
*Dunks him in the water*

*explodes in earnest*

Ewwwwwwwww cat splat everywhere, I need a bath

Well It's your lucky day.
*Dunks her in the water also*

Hey!! I refuse to be bathed with EC, I hate hairy bathwater

I wouldn't mind.
*Gets into bath*

*Giggled*
You look like a bedraggled cat EC.
Reminds me of the time my late cat fell into a large puddle.

Did he then explode showering the room in more organs than one being could possibly contain?

Nope, he wandered off to the bird table and ate some bread.

Scratchy was weird like that.

I had a cat that kept falling in the bath

My other cat, still alive, used to bite my ears.

Cats are weird

Yes, especially EC.

He could give weird lessons to other cats

Madam, I may be weird but in the morning I'll be coherent and you'll still be normal.

I'm a dynamic character and you, madam, are simply not! POWAH TO THE PERSONALITY FLAWS!

I can out weird you any day cat