h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have no idea what anyone's talking about anyway

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Ah

Back to propaganda methinks.

Yeah, now who can we remove from various offices

Well, apparently we're trying to take over the MotMV pirate ship for reasons that seemed good at the time. We could use a spin for that.

How about the Captain of the pirate ship planning to overthrow Pres Hypatia and we're making sure he doesn't

Good. Good. Go with that.

*Psst* Who's the captain of the ship?

It used to be Fish's Freak but she's left hootoo for bluer pastures so it's really up in the air at this point.

Now's the chance to take over, with no-one at the helm

What we need is you in full Jonny Depp gear to stride on to the deck and give a speech says you're taking control of the ship as it's a danger to health, women, shipping or anything you want to say, sail it into a port, Pillage (and other stuff I can't mention here <shh&gt and blame it on MOTMV

Nah. I'll let Navigatorblack do it. Much easier that way.

I refuse to dress up as Johnny Depp. I will instead dress like Blackbeard, with slow burning wicks in my non-existant beard!!!

Oooo. An oldie but goodie.

So EC, made a decision yet?

What was I supposed to decide again?

Taking over the MOTMV ship

Hmmm... shie ayE?

I told you, Navigator is in charge of that.

So what do you want to do then