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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Oct 4, 2005
*at the funeral* Alas poor Malcolm. I barely knew him Horatio.
Horatio: Why am I here? I didn't know him.
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Malcolm, Colin's Wired Weird Twin [Twice Removed]- {Deus} of Inner Voices {et} A[Not]KA HomicidusInfirmorum Posted Oct 4, 2005
*Strangely robotic and jerking Malcolm rises from the grave* OUCH! My diodes!
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Oct 4, 2005
Yargeble! Zombies! *shoots Malcolm with shotgun*
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Malcolm, Colin's Wired Weird Twin [Twice Removed]- {Deus} of Inner Voices {et} A[Not]KA HomicidusInfirmorum Posted Oct 4, 2005
*Walking forward anyway and in a haunting voice* I have come back from the dead to-- *head rolls away* Oh, holy cr*p! [Do you know Homestar Runner?]
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Oct 4, 2005
Yes. Yes I do. I also have too much free time.
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Hypatia Posted Oct 4, 2005
*shakes her head and wanders into the kitchen to make some sandwiches*
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Malcolm, Colin's Wired Weird Twin [Twice Removed]- {Deus} of Inner Voices {et} A[Not]KA HomicidusInfirmorum Posted Oct 4, 2005
I have to do homework. Bye!
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Hypatia Posted Oct 5, 2005
When you finish working on your house, be sure and vote Ozark.
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Malcolm, Colin's Wired Weird Twin [Twice Removed]- {Deus} of Inner Voices {et} A[Not]KA HomicidusInfirmorum Posted Oct 5, 2005
I already did, gosh! I even put the "Vote Hyp" badge in my intro! Can't you see that?
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Malcolm, Colin's Wired Weird Twin [Twice Removed]- {Deus} of Inner Voices {et} A[Not]KA HomicidusInfirmorum Posted Oct 6, 2005
No thanks, I just drank an entire ocean. (Don't ask.) Man, now I want go swimming! Darn it!
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Oct 6, 2005
Stop stealing Hypatia's voters!
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Malcolm, Colin's Wired Weird Twin [Twice Removed]- {Deus} of Inner Voices {et} A[Not]KA HomicidusInfirmorum Posted Oct 6, 2005
Mmmm...voters....with the pickles and the shake and the pickles!
Die! 
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Trin Tragula Posted Oct 7, 2005
Even this one?
He's very small 
And he's carrying a cuddly rabbit.
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- 221: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Oct 4, 2005)
- 222: Malcolm, Colin's Wired Weird Twin [Twice Removed]- {Deus} of Inner Voices {et} A[Not]KA HomicidusInfirmorum (Oct 4, 2005)
- 223: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Oct 4, 2005)
- 224: Malcolm, Colin's Wired Weird Twin [Twice Removed]- {Deus} of Inner Voices {et} A[Not]KA HomicidusInfirmorum (Oct 4, 2005)
- 225: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Oct 4, 2005)
- 226: Hypatia (Oct 4, 2005)
- 227: Malcolm, Colin's Wired Weird Twin [Twice Removed]- {Deus} of Inner Voices {et} A[Not]KA HomicidusInfirmorum (Oct 4, 2005)
- 228: Hypatia (Oct 5, 2005)
- 229: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Oct 5, 2005)
- 230: Malcolm, Colin's Wired Weird Twin [Twice Removed]- {Deus} of Inner Voices {et} A[Not]KA HomicidusInfirmorum (Oct 5, 2005)
- 231: Hypatia (Oct 5, 2005)
- 232: Malcolm, Colin's Wired Weird Twin [Twice Removed]- {Deus} of Inner Voices {et} A[Not]KA HomicidusInfirmorum (Oct 6, 2005)
- 233: dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour. (Oct 6, 2005)
- 234: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Oct 6, 2005)
- 235: Malcolm, Colin's Wired Weird Twin [Twice Removed]- {Deus} of Inner Voices {et} A[Not]KA HomicidusInfirmorum (Oct 6, 2005)
- 236: dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour. (Oct 6, 2005)
- 237: Anole (Oct 7, 2005)
- 238: dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour. (Oct 7, 2005)
- 239: Anole (Oct 7, 2005)
- 240: Trin Tragula (Oct 7, 2005)
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