h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I want this unendingly different world to come together as a lovely symphony. This army can be the drums. The UnderGuide can play flute. Will the drums feel pressure to conform and become a flute? Nah. It can march to the beat of its own self However, in the end, it's nice to hear that beautiful music coming out of all the efforts together.

Oh, and thanks for the mud info I think.

Don't thank me. Thank justice fruit pies. ... And high fiber foods.

You never miss an Evil Army until you need one!

Or until it's gone ...

Disbanded.

Rationalised.

*Gulp* De-clawed.

Anyone have a favorite piece of classical (or at least orchestral) music? I like 'Rhapsody in Blue'.

Just think. A beautiful symphony. And the best part is how everything is so different and yet comes together so beautifully. Making something less different. That doesn't fit in with any of my thoughts.

You can't de-Claw the evil army. Me and Moo are the heart and soul, and hes been coming on less recently. If you de-Clawed the evil army you'd just end up with "mud" and lard.

Hillbillies are immune to Yankee rhetoric.

Do you know what my aunt meant when she told me she'd give me a 'Yankee dime'?

George Gershwin!

Conducted by Leonard Bernstein!

Third violin by ... er ... and the percussionist was ... um ... and somebody did the clarinet, too, but I can't for the life of me ...

And that's the problem. Hierarchy. Everyone's equal but some are more equal than others. So it's President Hypatia's Rhapsody ... and the Evil Army? Put in charge of the viola cases. If they're lucky.

Actually *sniff* I might even go so far as to call it an hegemony.

>>If you de-Clawed the evil army you'd just end up with "mud" and lard<<

Welcome to the future. Unless you vote for a party that wants *you* to have the power.

Your aunt wasn't by chance a drug addict was she?

Trin, you've lost me again.

*sigh* Many of the other people running are leaders of their own army. Jack and the MotMV, Clive and the Thingites, and BL and A.R.M.Y.

I just did what I could to not be left in the dust.

Plus, I've already invested too much into the campaign to pull out.

My aunt is a Seventh-Day Adventist!

By 'Yankee dime' she meant a kiss - a carpetbagger reference!

Well, we don't have an army. Nor any plans to control an army. You wouldn't be a presidential army - you'd just be *the* army.

>>Plus, I've already invested too much into the campaign to pull out<<

Ah well - if suddenly feeling the pull of glory and rallying behind an underdog to charge on to an improbable victory is too much of a challenge ...

I do understand. They're the big guns. We're the minnows. And I wouldn't want the Evil Army to take any risks or anything

EC, I appreciate your support and your loyalty. Jodan, give EC another yacht. We may well make him into the Evil Navy as well.

You know the difference between a big shot and a little shot? A big shot is a little shot that keeps on shooting.

(that's more to do with the big guns reference than the minnows reference. It's also meant to inspire you so's you can stop going after our fine constituency )

Just for a handful of silver he left us
Just for some ribands to stick in his coat ...

Glory!

We have a navy...