h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

My my my Shazz. I blush with a combination of awkwardness and lack of air. What a tight grip you have!

My lips are tired but my feet aren't. Shall we dance ma'am (pronounced 'mum')?

Sweeps the lovely Shazz off her feet and boogies onto the dancefloor, trying to ignore the burning sensation of anticipation created by the phone number concealed in his back pocket.

*Nearly jostled by Wowbagger and Shazz, Kheldar manuvers Mari-rae out from harm's way.*

Shazz, dear, so happy to see that your unfortunate condition has cleared up at last.

*Coelacanth decides to sit on the motorbike to keep the others off it. Her well dressed gentleman companion holds her hand as she attempts to get on. This needs a careful hoisting up of the very tight dress, exposing rather too much surgically supported leg. However, the manoeuvre is achieved with the help of some of the waiters. Coelacanth is soon resting her dainty stilettoed feet on the pedals holding the handlebars and playing with the buttons*

*gulp*
Condition? What condition?

she was falling down a little

*Sees Coelacanth on the motorcycle with her legs sticking out everywhere. Is worried that Kheldar might be seeing the same thing.*

Kheldar? I could dance like this in your strong arms forever. You always make me so happy. When we get back to our table I have a little something for you. Its something I found when we were on Deimos together that time.

*He looks into her eyes (through her really thick glasses), remembering; smiling.*

*shazz breathes huskily into Wowbagger's ear*
Don't worry YOUNG MAN, it was only caused by my heel breaking! Luckily I had plenty of spare pairs... although pink on one foot and blue on the other does look a little odd don't you think?
*Kicks right leg far in the air and positions it on Wowbaggers left shoulder so that he can see the shoe... unfortunately he appears to be seeing an awful lot more then just that!*
shazzPRME

*It is obvious to all in the room that shazz's memory is not what it once was*

Why thank you my sweet I'll just sip on a tonic water with ice and lemon. I like to keep myself...sharp and I do find that alcohol dulls the ..er....senses. But feel free my dear to drink what you will. *Sips on drink which starts to turn a delicate shade of pink as the remains of Gwennies lipstick still coat his tongue.*

*Ignores Coely's cutting remark and tries to wrap the second leg around Wowbaggers neck*
shazzPRME

(ROFL!!!)

*Looks over at Shazz's performance and sniffs.*

What she won't do to show off how limber she still is. She's going to frighten that YOUNG MAN out of the room, just watch. If she doesn't fall on her butt and break her hip again, that is.

*presses a button on the Virago and a tiny video camera pops up above the headlight. This is just quick enough to capture Shazz's acrobatic attempt on tape.
But....

!!!CRASH!!!*

*Can't make out in the ensuing confusion who or what has fallen. Sincerely hopes that one of her friends has not been hurt.*

*looks around, confused and overwhelmed.*
Shazz, where did you go?
*looks down at the contorted mess on the floor*
Oh THERE you are! Don't get up. You've just reminded me of something.
*goes off to the bar to get some pretzels *

*Wonders why Androyd's drink has turned pink and suspects he caught his tongue on her dentures during their kiss. Orders herself and Androyd more drinks at the bar, takes a long time at passing her phone number to yet another waiter and turns to watch the commotion. Shazz seems to be in some short of tangled distress while her partner seems to have wandered off*

Oh dear! Making a spectacle of herself yet again! Come with me YOUNG MAN and help me pick my friend up, please.

*Makes her way to Shazz who Androyd gently lifts to her feet and guides towards a nearby chair which she collapses upon*

Would you like some smelling salts dear, or perhaps an ambulance? I do so hope you haven't broken your hip again! Tsk! When will you learn to act your age?

*Thinks that is possibly a case of the pot calling the kettle black, but decides to brazen that last sentence out...*

~Suddenly opens his his eyes by the sound of the crash. Wonders how long he has been in that state of perfectness. Looks around him and sees everyone race towards a pile of shazz lying on the floor. Excuses himself to mari-rae (but makes sure to tell her that he won't be long ) and walks up to his friend to see if she's alright~

*Pan whispers back at Mari-Rae, out of the coner of her mouth*"Bite me!" *Continues to glide across the floor in Prez's MANLY arms!*

"Bite you? Sure, but it'll cost you, younguish lovely"

*with great drama and vampire attitude, 'bites' pandora in the neck*

*laughs, Count Dracula style*

*Watches Prez gnawing at Pandora's neck with interest*

I say! YOUNG MAN! Do be careful of Pandora's ointment on her neck for her skin condition - it can have nasty side effects if taken orally.

*Smiles sweetly as Pandora glares at her over Prez's shoulder*

Exshcushe me a moment, my dear.
*saunters suavely over to the group clustered around Shazz*
Ish everyshing all right? Perhapsh I can be of shome ashishtansh? I do have Firsht Aid exshperiensh.
*the others step back and B-17 gently checks for any broken bones*
Everything appearsh to be in order. No broken bonesh. I shuggesht you shit the next dansh out, though and take a moment to recover.
*saunters back over to the motorbike and his gorgeous date*
I musht apologishe for abandoning you there for a moment, but it appearsh you are enjoying yourshelf nonethelesh *grins that winning smile again, and leans nochalantly on the bike*
How would you like a shpin shometime? Thersh nothing quite like a ride on a bike!