h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

plenty of people seem to manage without it. not sure if thats a good thing necessarily...

Smartness? Wossat when it's at home den?

I'm too to remember how to do housework!

how? dontcha mean why?

i thought we did it in case we somehow managed to lure a member of the opposite sex back to our bachelor pads

Not an easy task for you, Linus? I would have thought the girls would be panting and frothing at the mouth to go home with you.

girls panting and frothing?

you mean i have to gnaw my other arm off as well to get away

Have you done something to your arm? Is it broken? Did you fall down? How are you able to type?

i am typing with my right hand and my hook - next i may have to do it with my nose

or something else

what? toes?

could be, could be

Fervantyly hopes that the doesn't share his keyboard with anyone...

no worries

i might share my though

Ah! So, now you're into rodent abuse?

We have a for that!

could i borrow it? my arm is aching from w*rking with this

You're a , so where's your own o' nine tails then?

yeah, i guess mina ran of with that

Should we massage your arm for you? Would that help?

*Gets a rolling pin and egg beater out of the kitchen.*

Don't forget the egg whisk and wet celery whilst you're there, Mari!


You'd have to be a fan of the TV series Allo Allo to get that one!

did you ever see the x-mas special they made - i think long after the series was officially stopped?

(and did i per chance ask you this before? )

anyway, it was hiLArious