h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I don't think that NRA is opposed to making love - just as long as one always wears a trusty 45 Colt during the process...!

WR

which is why she asked "are you that happy to see me - or are you just lobbying for the NRA?"

I think that sporting a Colt 45, or any other gun for that matter, whilst indulging in ze making of ze lurve, would be a high risk activity for both (or all) parties concerned.

I visited the hospital again yesterday and found yet another SAGA magazine in the waiting area to thumb my way through. There were articles about fashion and sex for the over 50's, Sean Connery, fabulous over 50's lady 'celebs' and lots more.

Them thar bargirls with their li'l Derringers tucked into their garters are mighty atractive..!

Sexy over 50's? - Sophia Loren always did it for me as an 'older woman' I though Sean C was already well over 60?

WR

Over 50s certainly have sex, but are they sexy? ... well, come to think of it Helen Mirren is. Sean Connery is attractive, but that's not the same thing as sexy.

Why are you so often in the hospital?

to stock up on viagra, i guess

imho sex gets better and better when you are over 50 - if you can get it...

I'm in the hospital once a week for physiotherapy on the torn ligaments in both my hips and I am currently banned from doing Yoga or going to the gym.

I started my SAGE Computerised Accounts course at the college last Friday, which was great fun and although it's not as good as the gym, it beats Maths any day!

what position caused you to tear the ligaments in both your hips Gwennie

I hope you aren't in terrible pain all the time with it, Gwennie.

so now it's called yoga?

anything i can do, baby? kiss it away or something

Here we were talking about sex for over 50's and Gwennie tells us she's torn ligaments and is now banned from Yoga and gym...?

I'd jolly well expect that for doing it on a yoga mat in the gym!



WR

Well, we could talk about drugs, or rock n' roll...

nah, all talk and no play

let's just sit here in our rocking chairs, admire the sunset and have a few

Yup - the older I get, the better I was...!





WR

I haven't given up on sex and drugs and rock and roll just yet

mind you i think i might be the youngest one here... which is not good for you people i guess

Meaning we couldn't possibly keep up with you?



You've got a lot to learn!

yes, ahem, well, sex, drugs and rock'n'roll, yes?

quite frankly, i think i would not give up on things in exactly that order

then again i hope, i don't have to make the decision

Too soon we get old - too late we get smart.

well, who really needs smartness at the end of the day?