h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

now I'm "getting" fit again what's the betting I walk round a corner and get shot or something
my luck

Nobody would *dare* shoot you.

Your prostate may have been benign, but I'm betting that other parts of you could be pretty feisty if they needed to be.

Congratulations, those are very good news indeed!

I thank you ALL for your comments, because "they" are all valid

from a jpeg image I have

With age comes skills!
It's called multi tasking..
I can:-
laugh-cough-sneeze-fart and pee!
All at the same time

Okay, so you can do that. How much of it do you need to do, though?

Not too convulsively, I hope.

I know the feeling though.

Godd. Pleased to think we will get more of your surreal thoughts for some time to come..

It's a surreal pleasure to come to this thread,

Surreal? Ha! If only

Incog means a lot my friend

friends are my richesso who needs money (I doso I can go visit them in the world)

If I had to choose between imagination and money, I would choose imagination. Not that such a choice is necessary. I wouldn't mind having a bit of both.

If I had a dollar for every imagination I have had I would have a sufficient amount of both

Someone once asked Groucho Marx how he was managing his money. Groucho said that he his money in Treasury Bills.

"But you can't make very much money with Treasury Bills," the other person exclaimed.

"You can if you have enough of them," Groucho replied.

I'm with Groucho there. He never had to lose sleep worrying about his investments. That is always the right way to live.

Maybe I should rephrase

If I had a dollar for every imagination I have had I would have an equal amount of both

"If I had a $/£ for every imagination I have had"

I'd STILL be skint! none have ever come true

Maybe we should hire a to tinker with your brain.

Don't worry, this close to Halloween there are plenty of people doingm likewise, so you won' stand out.

ANYONE living, who can find my brain! Nah! no ones been born yet with THAT skillEven I'm towing with that

It's an awkward moment when you are surrounded by zombies who walk up to you moaning "brains, brains" - and then walk right past you

I've never been surrounded by zombies. Just people who seem to be talking to themselves but are actually using cellphones. The world really has gone mad, I tell you!