h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sorry, Im not a sex theripist

ask someone else

helpful as usual

Acronymous Brog comes marching down the thread
"Perhaps you are just exploring.
Exploring new directions
as the ways you know do not fascinate anymore
Exploring as to discover new worlds and new Forums
Entangeling yourself more and more to the community
exposing your everyday thoughts is like
letting everybody take part in your very own diary
mind you this is an interactive diary

Signed the Albatross already?
< <./>http:www.SaveTheAlbatross.org</.> >"

i would do but that link dont work

oh and nice poem, reminds me of something..............

does it really count as a poem? Im not sure it does ya know

well whatever

anything can count as a poem

aha! see! I thought so! nyah! so there! see!

ok im done now, thank you most beautiful person in the whole world seemingly known as cinnamon!

or hannah as she's also known

Don't tell her, but I know what she looks like</>

oh i really thought my version worked better

much more of the flattery etc

oh we were playing this game at the airport listing things that really werent attractive and it started of with things like the man opposite us who was wearing socks with his sandles, and the chubby person next to him wearing tight shorts and as the airport began to empty ended up with things like the bin and the bad pop music track that had been repeated about thirty times

it was a fun game.... no really it was totally hysterical, especially when the man gave me an evil glare.... i think he could understand english

eugh, I know two women who are not the skinniest of people and they seem to insist on wearing really tight tops, which I'm sure are at least a size too small for them, and tight jeans. It's all I can do to stop myself from telling them not to go to the beach like that or they'll have greenpeace try to roll them back into the sea

yes but the man with socks and sandles.....

what were the other things, ok there was a hideous women with a top that had a hideous poodle on it. A man who insisted on smileing creepily and gesturing at us as if to prove he was a genius and had worked something out, the guy who owned the gift shop with the bad music and was persuaded to put on this hideous dress over his clothes by a women who had no intention of wearing it and was just winding him up....

the women with the hideous beady hat thing that jangled and just looked..... stupid

*curls up and squeals*
Thankyou Mad Cadet Fish!

TB - I will have my revenge, just you wait.

I saw Matt Bellamy on a video and he was wearing a silver beaded hat thing! Errrgh!

Look! The thread lives


Ok funny story, today I did a talk at this girls school thats built a proper theatre with lighting bars etc (As incase you didnt know cinnaomn i work in technical theatre)It was for the GCSE/A level drama group and their all years tech team, and it was so funny BECAUSE the Drama teach Nigel was like, Even camper then me he was lovely everything was either ridiculos or gorgeus it made me laugh so much oh it was amazing. He kept making me laugh when i was trying to explain things which made the students laugh...... It was chaos!

stop.......breathe....... actually it does sound pretty funny, if hes worse than you it must have been pretty bad

Oh it was

Teehee!
you're camp?

I just have these amazingly over the top outbursts and a tendencey to be completely cliched with the odd habit of telling people that I've seen better displays of taste by gorrilas...... and If i start to through curtain material run (Yes that last bit was a joke, curtain material indeed PAH! In my day all curtains were the same colour and made by the same company, everybody wore the same suits and cilla black was on every channel [...] )