h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Travelling in a fried-out combie
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said

Do you come from a land down under
Where women glow and men plunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder
You better run, you better take cover

Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six-foot-four and full of muscles
I said, Do you speak-a my language
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich
And he said

I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder
You better run, you better take cover
Yeah

Lyin' in a den in Bombay
With a slack jaw, and not much to say
I said to the man, are you trying to tempt me
Because I come from the land of plenty
And he said

Do you come from a land down under (oh yeah yeah)
Where women glow and men plunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder
You better run, you better take cover

Living in a land down under
Where women glow and men plunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder
You better run, you better take cover

Living in a land down under
Where women glow and men plunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder
You better run, you better take cover

Living in a land down under
Where women glow and men plunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder
You better run, you better take cover

Men at Work, Kat.........

Stephen The song has been in my head for a few days.


Kat
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Hi Kat I am slowly on the mend

Stephen xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Hi Stephen That is wonderful news.


Kat
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Hello oldrusttbucket

Did you hear about the stupid plastic surgeon?
Yes. He stood in front of the fire and melted!

lol i love the jokes but i have to watch i dont offend anyone lol

nice song there thinker

Q. What must you know to be an autcioneer?

A. Lots.

Hell Kat Sorry for being away so long. I am fully recovered from my recent illness, and now I am going to buy a new computer...

Stephen

wait till jan sales mate you prob get a bit cheaper .

We get them cheap in Australia ALL the time!...

lucky you mate lol

Hello Stephen I am very happy, that you are feeling better and that you have fully recovered from your illness. I have been missing you terribly.

Hi oldrustbucket, it's over in dark deepest South Ockendon.

Joke Time

Q. Where do fish go on holiday?
A. Finland

Q. What did one tomato say to the other one?
A. You go ahead, I'll ketchup

Q. Did you hear what the puddle said the the rain?
A. Nice of you to drop in.