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Post 34161

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Q. Did you hear about the angry fridge?
A. It lost it's cool.


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Post 34162

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Q. What did one angel say to the other one>
A. Halo there.


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Post 34163

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Q. What kind of shoes do frogs like?
A. Open toad sandals.


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Post 34164

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Q. How do you tella Vampire has a cold?
A. He starts coffin.


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Post 34165

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Trivia Time

Q. How many players are there in a hunting team?












A.15


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Post 34166

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Q. Which Hungarian inventor introduced the first ballpoint pen?














A. Lazlo Biro


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Post 34167

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Q. How Many Square inches are there in a square foot?














A.144


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Post 34168

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Q. What is a group of owls called?














A. A Parliament.


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Post 34169

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Q. What flower is an alternatively known as the Lent Lily?














A. A Daffodil


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Post 34170

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Q. Native to the Himalayas. What is a Deodar?














A. A tree.


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Post 34171

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Q. The Bronte sisters had a brother. What was his name?













A. Bramwell


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Post 34172

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Q. How is Nitrous Oxide better known?














A. Laughing gas.


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Post 34173

oldrusty

lol have you opened your crackers early lol .


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Post 34174

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Some of them I got from my smiley - cracker when I was at my smiley - xmaspud party and others where from a website.


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Post 34175

oldrusty

LOL XXXX


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Post 34176

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What's the difference between a sick horse and a dead bee?
Once is a seedy beast and the other is a bee deceased.


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Post 34177

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What's the difference between a nail and a bad boxer?
Once is knocked in and the other is knocked out.


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Post 34178

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What's the difference between a hungry man and a greedy man?
One longs to eat and the other eats too long.


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Post 34179

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What is the difference between a railway shed and a tree?
One leaves its shed and the other sheds its leaves.


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Post 34180

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What's the difference between electricity and lightning?
You don't have to pay for lightening.


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